Memes #5

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"Ready for more memes?!"

"No!" Thalia replied

"This is getting fairly traumatizing" said Will

"Maybe for you, I find it hilarious" said Alex

"Whether you like it or not we are continuing"

(AN: I  am too lazy to spend five minutes getting the photos to load in to Wattpad so I'm typing them out but as always they aren't mine)

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Dionysus: So what's your name brat?
New Camper: Peter Johnson!
Dionysus:....
Percy:.....
Dionysus: Alright Percy Jackson
Percy: AW COME ON!

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"Classic Mr.D" said Annabeth between laughs

"And that would have been even more ironic if he was claimed by Poseiden as well" said Grover

"Yeah that was funny, next!"

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The Seven and Friends playing never have I  ever

Percy:Okay uh... Put a finger down if you've ever liked me. Romantically. 
Nico:
Rachel:
Annabeth:
Calypso:
Reyna:

The entire fandom:
Everyone:
*puts a finger down*

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Literally everyone was laughing. Will, Hazel, Piper even Clarisse and Nico were laughing just a little bit. 

"Even I would have to put a finger down" said Will after he finished laughing. 

"Really?" asked Nico a little shocked

"Yeah, Percy's hot Death boy, and clearly you weren't the only one who thought so" replied Will chuckling a bit as Nico grew red towards the end.

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Percy, pacing around the room: I feel like I'm being followed Nico!

Nico: Then why are you walking back and forth?
Percy: Trying to shake the feeling off.
Nico: Is it working?
Percy: No...I don't know why!
Annabeth with her invisibility cap, following Percy around:

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"I actually did this" said Annabeth "When I finally revealed myself Percy just half glared at me,  looked half shocked and half impresses that I'd fooled him. Me and Nico were just laughing to the side"

"That's good" said Travis

"Why don't we include you in our pranks?" asked Conner

"You ask me then I remind you of how you pranked the Athena cabin, say no then walk away" replied Annabeth

"Right..." said the brothers slowly remembering with Katie facepalming in the background

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Jason: WIll-and-Nico-sitting-in-a-tree

Nico: Jason-get-away-from-me

Percy: first comes love, then comes marriage

Will: and the son of Poseiden with spinal damage

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"Oh, I remember when we did this" said Jason "It was right when you guys got together"

"Will seems like an absolute cinnamon roll but once you get to know him he isn't afraid to threaten to break all your bones while naming them" said Annabeth

"That is so accurate" said Percy "Like he threatens me in very interesting ways"

"I'm not sure whether to take that as a compliment, or an insult" said Will as Nico snickered in the background

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Will and his Dad Apollo

Will: Dad, how does it feel to have the most awesome child?
Apollo: I don't know son, ask my daddy Zeus
Will: Yeah, Auntie Artemis is pretty cool
Apollo: *chokes on his morning coffee*
Artemis: *jumps from a nearby bush* CHOKE ON THAT

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Nico, Annabeth, Thalia, Percy and Rachel were laughing so hard. Will was just sitting there as Nico laughed into his shoulder. 

"Did you actually say that?" asked Percy after he'd recovered from laughing. 

"Yeah, I kind of had a dare from Kayla to roast Apollo and Artemis wanted to help so I thought of that told Artemis to hide in a bush and react how she would and then we did that" replied Will

"I can't believe you actually said that" said Nico to Will quietly after

"Says you, there are some things I can't believe you've done" replied Will

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Thank you to everyone reading this!!! 

I am thankful for each and every one of you and would love if you guys could comment, vote or even give constructive criticism on parts you think need changing because I'm more than happy to go back and edit things. 

-British Barney 

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