Kane chronicles #1

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"Now we're going to react to the Kane siblings and others"
"Finally! We're reacting to us" said Sadie
"Yeah, it took me a while to find stuff with you guys in it. Let's get started"

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Sadie: Why do people have quiet respectful  funerals? If I die, I want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into the coffin and then they blow up the coffin with fireworks so the glitter rains down on the guests while blasting "I Predict A Riot" by Kaiser Chiefs and I want all of you to come

Jaz: If?

Carter: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and she might not even die

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Annabeth, Percy, Alex, Reyna, Leo, the Stolls and Piper were laughing a lot.
"That is so Sadie in a nutshell" said Percy
"We have actually had this conversation" said Carter
"It was hilarious" said Sadie
"Why do people have respectable funerals?" said Piper "I mean, your reputation doesn't matter when you're dead"
"I would want my funeral to celebrate memories, accomplishments and the life I lived" said Annabeth
"I don't want to have a funeral" said Thalia "I want to keep living"
"I would have the craziest funeral" said Travis
"So would I" added Conner
"I've seen what you would all do for my funeral" said Percy "Do sad speeches, cry, make it look like you actually liked me"
"pErCy nO" said Annabeth with Grover, Thalia and Clarisse laughing in the background, remembering what had happened or what they had been told about what happened while everyone else looked really confused.
"Okay, moving on"

"Did this happen?" asked Carter "The conversation I mean""Yep" replied Sadie"That's so genius" said Leo "I wish I got someone to do that at my funeral""Or mine" said Percy"Why have so many of us died?" asked Magnus"We live weird lives my friend, w...

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"Did this happen?" asked Carter "The conversation I mean"
"Yep" replied Sadie
"That's so genius" said Leo "I wish I got someone to do that at my funeral"
"Or mine" said Percy
"Why have so many of us died?" asked Magnus
"We live weird lives my friend, weird lives" said Rachel

"I can't, this is to good" said Thalia"What happened after?" asked Annabeth "Walt started laughing, Carter looked really grumpy and I sat there and smirked" replied Sadie"This sounds like something a lot of us would do" said Percy looking directly...

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"I can't, this is to good" said Thalia
"What happened after?" asked Annabeth
"Walt started laughing, Carter looked really grumpy and I sat there and smirked" replied Sadie
"This sounds like something a lot of us would do" said Percy looking directly at Thalia
"A lot of us like doing stuff like this" said Travis
"Yeah, if that wasn't already obvious" said Katie rolling her eyes

"Oh brother, you were and still are so hopeless" said Sadie "At least you actually had the courage to ask her out" "Man, I think you're worse than me" said Percy"No ones worse than you Perc" said Grover "It took you five years" "I agree with Grove...

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"Oh brother, you were and still are so hopeless" said Sadie "At least you actually had the courage to ask her out"
"Man, I think you're worse than me" said Percy
"No ones worse than you Perc" said Grover "It took you five years"
"I agree with Grover" said Thalia "I noticed it right away and was one of the first semi-normal things  I asked Annabeth"
"Can everyone stop talking about me and Percy?" asked Annabeth "We're not even reacting to us right now"
"No one can stop, you're just too cute!" exclaimed Piper

"This is so chaotic" said Reyna "I was so disappointed in Walt" said Carter "Then I had to deal with it""I mean he is the one with more common sense than the rest of us" said Sadie "Where was Zia?" asked Annabeth knowing that she was another respo...

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"This is so chaotic" said Reyna
"I was so disappointed in Walt" said Carter "Then I had to deal with it"
"I mean he is the one with more common sense than the rest of us" said Sadie
"Where was Zia?" asked Annabeth knowing that she was another responsible adult
"Away on a mission or something" said Sadie
"And all the problems were mine to fix" said Carter sighing
"This is just too funny" said Leo "A similar thing happened on the Argo II"
"Yeah you lit a fire on deck, Percy and Piper were the only ones around and both Annabeth and Jason were asleep" said Hazel
"You are all so chaotic and mentally insane it's unbelievable" said Nico
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Yay, another update! Sorry this chapter is so crappy, I didn't know what to write for a lot of them and lost motivation half way through. But I finally did a Kane Chronicles chapter! Was it any good? Dedicated to @AlyviaVillalobos and @DamSnackbar09 for voting on this story. 

-British Barney

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