Bottoms Up To Down

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Ben POV:

When I first came across mister float's a lot, I was of course jealous as jelly.

Like... He has a chiseled chin and cheekbones. The guy looks like a model that an actress like Alex would date!

Not mister chipmunk cheeks!

Okay, I'm getting off track. Anyway, I thought I'd never see his face. Just his butt as he ran while I opened fire with my gun.

I was slightly okay with that. Never seeing his face again.

Theo: When did you start suspecting the butler?

Ben: Uhhh...

Ben:(mind) Do not say it's always the butler! Do not say it!

Ben: Just something he said.

Theo: Alright. I was getting the same thing as well. Grabs us a few beers, and I'll get us a stall.

Ben: Sure.

So I grab the beers, but thats when I see HIM. Of all people, it was the guy whose face I wish I never saw again.

Isaac: What can I get yo-

Ben:...

Isaac:...

Ben/Isaac:.....

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Ben: T-two beers...

Isaac: C-coming right up...

And thus my anxiety and stress decided to stay for the night where we were supposed to part.

(Opening theme)

Isaac:(preparing beers) What brings you here?

Ben: Celebrating a case solved.

Isaac: What case?

Ben: Can't say.

Isaac: Of course.

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Isaac: Here you go.

Ben: Thanks.

I take the beers and rejoin Theo.

Ben: Here.

Ben:(chugs beer)

Theo: Whoa! Slow down, partner!

Ben:(gulp), blah!

Theo: The hell got into you?

Ben: I-Its... Nothing...

Theo: I'm a detective. I can tell something is wrong.

Ben: Uhhh...

Can't just say the vigilante we need to catch is serving us beers...

Ben: It's... It's my girlfriend's Ex. He's here.

Theo: Oh...(leans out of the stall)

Theo: Who's the loser?

Ben: The bartender.

Theo:... Oh...

Theo: But hey, you got the girl, so no problem, right?

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