*The squad is over at Max's house*
El: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Max: ... N-No...
Max, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
El, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Mike: I see a-
Max, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
El: Oh, well I-
Max: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Max, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Dustin: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Will: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Max: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Max: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Max, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Max: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Lucas, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Max:
El: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Max:
Max, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
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FanfictionHaven't written before so ignore how horrible these are This story is on hold for the moment and all request chapters are closed Smut chapters will be marked by ~~~ at the start and ends of the titles I will write Smut Fluff angst Fandoms i can...
