A- Aftercare (what they do after)
Bro cares but finds it awkward, probably just passed you a beer and a towel. If it's night he cuddled till you fell asleep
B- Body part (theirs on you, vise versa)
I already said, he loves your body, no matter what.
If your with him it's either, his hands, or his arms, or both
C- cum (anything to do w/ cum)
He dosent really plan where he's gonna cum but he usually goes for chest or face
D- Dirty secret (yk)
He has pictures of you bending over to get something or leaning over in a tank top, he beats to the.
E- Experience (have they fucked around)
He's got pretty good experience, he is hot asf, but he also is creepy so not peak rizz
F- Fav position (yk)
Depending on the mood he either prefers cowgirl, or missionary
G- Goofy (Are they serious, do they crack jokes)
He's Two-bit, if it's a quick one he'll crack sum jokes but if it's meaningful to you or him like an anniversary then he'll be as serious as he can (which is slightly)
H- Hair ( groomed down there?, carpet match the drapes)
He's drunk constantly so unless someone mentions it or he gets complaints he dosent remember and/or dosent care
I- Intimacy (are they romantic in the act)
As I said, unless it's a special time/day he's probably not gonna put to much sweetness into it
J- Jerk off (how often?)
He does when your at work or cooking but any other time he just calls you
K- kinks ( one or more)
Top 3- dirty talk, praise/degradation, orgasm control (over you)
L- Location (fav place to do it)
At your place (pretend you live alone) because he dosent wanna be creepy in the same house as his sister and he wouldn't wanna do Darry like that.
M- Motivation (what gets em going)
Any shorts/tank tops, and any sort of 'secretive' teasing
N- No (what they won't do/turn offs)
He dosent wanna hurt you so no mashicism (Ik I'm hurt to)
O- oral (Giving, reviving?)
He prefers giving (it fuels his ego) but he will never say no to receiving
P- Pace (Fast and rough, Slow and passionate)
It's confusing but he's rough and passionate with you
Q- Quickie (do they like them?)
It like 70% of all y'all sexual encounters
R- Risk (yk)
he will take a risk every now and then, he thinks public risk is the best
S- Stamina (how long they last, how many rounds)
Bad mood, 2-3, Good mood 2-4
T- Toys (do they use them on you? Someone else?)
Occasionally but he prefers to use his own 'tools as he says (again his ego)
U- Unfair (tease?)
Bros middle name is tease it's on his top 3
V- Volume (how loud they get)
At your house, pretty loud. Anywhere else, bro is legit mining a mouse (not Mickey, mickey loud asf like shut your "HoT diGiTy dOg" ass up)
W-Wild card (random headcanon)
He wants you to top him but if you do it'll either be great or make him lose all confidence. He's scared
X- X-Ray (what they packin')
Somewhere between 6in-8in depending on your vision of two-bit
Y-Yearning (sex drive)
It's rly high but he can contain it behind achohol surprising
Z-zzz (do they fall asleep after, stay up, etc)
I kinda spoiled it but he would cuddle you till you fall asleep then he'd fully relax enough to fall asleep
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FanfictionJust lots of smut ig Most of the headcanons have to do with smut All characters aged up duh Ok well um it's mostly headcanons rn
