This is going to ruin my search history
Doorfan what did I do to deserve this?
Please tell me doorfan
Making this page is making me go insane and want to murder people
Just no why are you like this doorfan?
Do you like to see me suffer?
Cuz I suffered enough
I went through 23 tornado alarms, 4 intruder alarms, 2 earthquake alarms, and 1 fire alarm
This is enough