So I was at my friend's house (STORY)
Friend 1 - short dumb kind funny weird
Friend 2 - acts like an adult, sarcastic, strong, smart,
Me - weird big brain funny, tallest out of the group, acts like a mom (Haves too many problems)
Friend 1 - cutting onions
Friend 2 - doing school work
me - working on poster
Friend 1 - touches eye after cutting onions
Me - lol
Friend 1 - *screeches*
Friend 2 - what happen to my child (Yes they call the youngest one their child we are parents yay! We aren't dating I'm Asexual)
Me - oh no
Friend 1 - crying
Me - dieing of laughter in the back
Friend 2 - touches friend 1 hands and then rubs their eyes
Me - ya stupid
Friend 2 - cries
Me - ya weak
Friend 2 - touches my eyes
Me - completely fine
Them - how?
Mw - idk ya just weak
