George: "Let's see what the new season of my favorite comedy is going to be like."
He appears near Y/n
George: "Well, this is boring. He's just sitting there. I'm going to go to the network and complain."
Y/N: "What are you talking about?"
George: "Oh no, my television is becoming self-aware."
Y/n just goes back to reading recent battle reports
Rodney appears soon after
Rodney: "George, what are you doing?"
George: "Watching my show."
Y/N: "Yeah, I still don't get it."
George: "*sigh* In chapter 2 of this story, I said that your life is a comedy and that your misery brings me joy."
Y/N: "What?....."
George: "You heard nothing."
---Admiral: "Things are not looking good down there."
George: "I'll say. Good thing it's only an eighth of your forces that have been lost."
Admiral: "That kind of talk isn't helping."
George: "I wasn't trying to help."
George then began to glitch out
George: "....I see."
Rodney: "Admiral, we've been breached. Covenant and Flood signatures."
Dorsetshire: "Sir, our defenses have all shutdown...quite suddenly, I might add."
Marine (R): "Admiral, I think they're headed to the bridge-aargh"
Rodney: "George, lock the door."
There was no response
Rodney: "George!"
George: ".....Huh? Oh, securing blast doors leading to the bridge."
Dorsetshire: "...An order from Cortana?...It seems old, tho..."
Rodney: "Admiral, the Flood seems to be heading to the engine room. What do we do?"
Admiral: "Seeing what they can do, if the Flood gains control of this ship, it could mean the end of humanity as we know it."
Dorsetshire: "I say we call back the spartans to clear out the Flood, or worse case scenario....we initiate the self-destruct sequence."
---Y/N: "I know I wanted this, but I don't like this."
In front of the shipboy was roughly 50 U.N.S.C Siren shipgirls
YOU ARE READING
Azur Lane x Halo M/Reader)
FanfictionAfter being blown up in the middle of a battle, you wake up on Earth, but not quite your Earth [Best I can come up with]