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SPACE: Guardians of the Galaxy

The Guardians of the Galaxy are traveling to investigate a distress call to the tune of ' Rubberband Man

Peter Quill: Sing it, Drax

Mantis shouted clapping her hand

"Hey it's us"

All looked at her in awe as she looked so cute

Drax is snoring with his mouth open from his seat in front of the quill.

Rocket: Why are we doing this again?

Gamora: It's a distress signal, Rocket someone could be dying

Rocket: I get that but why are we doing it?

Peter Quill: Cause we're nice, And maybe whoever it is will give us little cheddar cheese for our help

Gamora: Which isn't the point

Peter Quill: Which isn't the point...I mean ... if he doesn't pony up...

Rocket: We'll take his ship

Peter Quill: B-b-b-Bingo!

All just laughed at that

Mantis: We are arriving

Peter Quill: All right Guardians. Don't forget this might be dangerous, so let's put on our mean faces.

He looks back at Groot is playing a video game

Peter Quill: Groot, put that thing away, Now, i don't wanna tell you again Groot

Groot: I am Groot!

Rocket scolded Groot " WOah Language Groot!"

Peter asked " I don't understand. He just said ' I am Groot?"

Gamora smiled at the cute kids saying " Their species only say I am Groot it's their Language specifically in order"

All just ahhh

Peter Quill: Whoa!

Rocket: Language!

Someone asked, "What did he say?"

Thor said " He said Fuck you"

Steve shouted " Language!"

Tony asked, " How do you know that Point Breaker?"

Thor said " Well in Asgard they thought language Groot too"

Gamora: Hey!

Drax: Wow

Peter Quill: You got some acorns on you kid

Rocket: Ever since you got your sap, You're a total d-hole. Keep it up and i'm gonna smash that thing to pieces!

Groot rolls his eyes. As Rocket finishes what he is saying Thanos's carnage is revealed, revealing the distress signal to be the one from the Asgardian vessel at the beginning of the movie. The guardians find the Asgardians floating dead in space from the destruction by Thanos

Mantis: What happened?

Rocket: Looks like we're not getting paid 

With a thump, Thor's body is plastered to the hull of the ship

Rocket waving his hands

Rocket: Wipers! Wipers! get it off!

Samaira said "You are in the mood darling"

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