𝐿𝑒𝑔𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑇𝑖𝑒𝑑 𝑇𝑜 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝐷𝑜𝑛

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📍Kingston Public Hospital
4:30pm

I am in the office right now finishing some work but just then Dr. Graham walks in and closes the door behind him. Before he takes a seat.

"Good afternoon Nurse Whyte. You can check out early today since there is nothing else here for you to do" he says looking at me up and down

He has had crush on me ever since I started to work here. He would buy me lunch and coffee and let me off early from work. MI nuh like him ahhh but atleast MI get to gah MI yaad earlyyy.

"Oh ok. Thanks Dr. Graham" I respond while packing up my stuff. I was interrupted when Dr. Graham starts talking again

"Khalani I always tell you to just call me Kyle but you never listen" he says with a little chuckle. Mi nuh know wah wrong wid dah man yah enuh. Like him nuh see seh mi nuh want him. I turn around flashing him a big fake ass smile before I respond

"Its not formal but thanks for the leway" was the last thing I said before I took up my bag, told him good night and walk out the office. I went to the front desk and signed out before I walked out the hospital.

While I was walking towards my car I felt my phone vibrating in my bag. Stopping in my tracks I rummaged through my handbag looking for my phone. When I found it I looked at the caller ID and realized it was Zayden. Oh shit. Mi figet seh him a carry mi out. Well so him claim.

Answering the phone I talk first "Hello"

"Maamz yuh reach home yet?"

"No, mi jus a guy inna di car why?"

"Oh alr mi jus did a check up pan mi wife"

"Oh"

"Yea, oh. Hurry up an reach home an get ready caz rememba wi a guh summ weh tonight"

"ok sir" was the last thing I said before hanging up the phone. Arriving at my car I opened it and got it.

A long time mi nuh talk to bessie enuhhh. Mek mi call har. Starting the car I let it heat up while I take out my phone and call Mira. She answers on the first ring.

"Wah gwan babes? A long time mi nuh call guy enuh" I say talking first

"Fi true! Wah gwan inna yuh life good gyal?"

"Mi legally married girl!"

"Mi rasss mi figet! How is it?!"

"Girl mi seh!! Di bwoy mek wi move in wid him"

"BOMBODLATTTT!! A prank dis a muss prank! Weh yuh mean move in wid him"

"Mi mea- WEH YAH DUH BOMBO HOLE? YUH SHOULD A LICK MI CAR"

"A drive yah drive Kay?"

"Yea an dem ediot people yah pan di road a gwan like dem nav nuh fucking sense to rass" I hiss

"Suh dem stay mon. Anyways finish yuh story"

"Yea girl as mi a seh. Do bwoy men wi move in wid him and carry wi guh shopping and spend $300,000 pan clothes aloneeeee"

"Yuh fin rich man mi fren" she says chuckling causing me to join her

"Girl dat is not even the worse part!! Yuh nuh know she today mi wake up from 4 sum an mi seh mi wah relax likkle bit and wah put some cucumber pan mi eye bear in mind she mi only inna mi towel an nave on nuh clothes enuh!"

"Girl mi a tell yuh she when mi reach inna di kitchen and ben ova to ten up do cucumber dem mi jus feel smaddy hand a wol on pan mi waist!!!

" Woiii mi bellyyy dis a get noiceee"