#1
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Will Rogers
#2
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
#3
I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.
George Burns
#4
Coffee isn't my cup of tea.
Samuel Goldwyn
#5
I do benefits for all religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
Bob Hope
#6
Drawing on my fine command of the language, I said nothing.
Robert Benchley
#7
The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.
Arthur Schopenhauer
#8
More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.
Robert Orben
#9
Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.
G. K. Chesterton
#10
I don't care what is written about me as long as it isn't true.
Katherine Hepburn
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HumorBehind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman. I will update this book everyday.. Feel free to give suggestions :)
