bts texts

[ four-part two ]

|When you hear someone in your house in the middle of the night|

BTS as your Bestfriend

Maknae Line

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Jimin | ✏

You: theres someone in my house

You: what the fuck do i do

Jimin: Bake them cookies?

You: WHY THE HELL WOULD I BAKE COOKIES

You: FOR THE PERSON ROBBING ME

Jimin: cause nobody is robbing you

Jimin: Its me and tae

Jimin: We came to raid your fridge

You: I FUCKING HATE YOU TWO

Taehyung | ✏

You: tae i think someone's breaking into my house

Taehyung: Bet you its aliens ✌

You: i'm being serious tae i'm freaking out

Taehyung: it'll just be your imagination (Y/N)

You: TAE

Taehyung: okay okay

Taehyung: Hide in your closet

Taehyung: I'm on my way and I'll call the police okay?? 💕

You: okay

Jungkook | ✏

You: Yo muscles help me out here I think I'm being robbed

Jungkook: WHAT?? IM ON MY WAY

You: thanks cause ion wanna die

Jungkook: where the hell are you?

You: hiding in the bathroom why?

Jungkook: Cause there's nobody in your house idiot

You: BUT I CAN HEAR FOOTSTEPS NOW

Jungkook: It's me you moron