i stole his underwear & he stole my heart! (head mistriss&delinquent)

I stole his underwear & he stole my heart! (LONG AWAITED CHAPTER 8!!!!

China: it's been I don't know HOW long since I uploaded this!

I reread it and realized how many grammar mistakes and horrible writing I was using...but hey it was funny ;)

So readers (if I still have any! <---foreveralone)

Here's an extra long chappie with the long awaited Tiger!

Bleghhhggassfhj keyboard smash! Enjoy!

Chapter 8

"THERE'S A NAKED MAN IN MY SHOWER!" I screamed, toothbrush in my mouth.

He was ugly as shit! If squidward, a donkey and a fat Jesus had sex, and released this creature out of their ass, this would be it.

I NAME YOU BOB!

"Hey there vagina, wanna touch my hornsicle?"

"STRANGER DANGER! I NEED AN ADULT, I NEED AN ADULT!"

I attacked Bob with the toilet plunger. Noooooooooo! I'm too young to be violated by a drunk homeless man in my shower! Maybe when I'm 40 and have nothing to live for! But not nowwww!!! Wahhhhhhh!!!

"Touch it."

"I DON WANNA TOUCH EHHHHTT!!!" I sobbed. The dam toilet plunger wasn't scaring him!

"You smell like pennies and cabbage and crushed dreams..." I whispered through my tears.

"You look troubled Wonder Woman, where's batman? Did he leave you alone with the child?"

"I AMM TROUBLED!" Bob is so considerate of my feelings!

"Tell Jesus what's wrong..."

I sat on the toilet, and set my toothbrush down.

"Batman is so mean sometimes..." and dark and sexy... "I feel like he doesn't like me... He's always teasing me and calling me stupid..."

"Feliz Navidad."

"Thanks! I needed that!" I FOUND A BROTHER!

"Touch it."

"Anyway Bob, what should I do?" I looked at him with hopeful sparkling eyes. But then I remembered he was naked and they watered at the horrible sight that greeted me.

"I-I'm blindeded..."

"Well Katherine...." He rubbed his hairy gut, and I vomited a little in my mouth...

Why? WHY BOB SO NASTEHH?!

"You need to get naked, and show him your love. Have leh babies and leh sexytime."

"...Pumpkin. Why is Osama Bid Laden in your shower?"

....

"I NEED AN ADULT, I NEED AN ADULT!!!!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~1 hour later~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Wow."

"Shut up."

"You harbored a naked homeless man that may or may not be Bid Laden in your shower."

"HE'S A BEAUTIFUL CONVERSATIONALIST GOD DAM YOU!" I yelled.

Anyway, Bob gave me an idea!

"Hey, Veronica?"

"Yeah?"

"You think I can have leh sexytime with Caleb without him calling me stupid?"

"....."