i stole his underwear & he stole my heart! (head mistriss&delinquent)

I stole his underwear & he stole my heart! part 7!

Author: Gomen, Gomen! Sorry my faithful readers, I recently entered an obssesive manga/ anime phase and forgot about I Stole His Undies....soooooo, this is the new chap!

Chapter .

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

"PUMPKIN SHUT THE---"

"DIRTY POTTY MOUTH!"

"....I give up." Mrs. Kettle opened a bottle of anti-depressants and let me be!! Darn her and her tacky southern accent!Honestly these teachers have been ALL up in my bid-nus! can a girl get some privacy??! Of course....I wouldn't mind...having as little privacy between me... and a cirtain...french YUM-sicle...COUGH COUGH...

"Head Mistress Ross?"

"WhosehWhatnuw?" Yes i DO realize i sound like a drunk prostitute, but that's the FUN PART!

"I Do declare you are the least--"

"I DO DECLARE A THUMB WAR MRS. KETTLE!" She needs to get laid. ASAP. She needs some sausage in her kettle pot that for sure! .... Honestly, My mind is nothing but random puns...but eh, if people could read my train of thought i would be on Wattpad's HOT LIST!!! ahahahhahahahahha HAHAHAHAHAehehehhhehehe...eheh. well then. i shall continue...

"Hey Pumpkin, Are you going to the Dance next week?" Some random chick.

"Ugh.....About that...Yea, I don't dance. Last time i did i was attacked by a small rodent, and got arrested for public nudity." I wasn't exactly NUDE! That little squirrel DEFILED ME! Never got past the violation....

"......."

"......Uh,why are you?" I asked, she looked like i took off my top and did the funky chicken on top of my table.... OHHH THAT SOUNDS FUN!!!!!

"Well, Bobby asked me, but i promised Jack I'd go with him--and Bobby said he wouldbe taking his sister, Angela, And angela has this huge crush on Jack so I'm not sure if it would be--"

"Ok, you are the most boring person I've ever met--So you should just...zip your little hole before i kill myself...." Oh I'm so evil! She gave me the smelliest stink eye ever, I swear!

"VERON-EEE-KUUUH!!" i jumped and looked at the window--weird boy with a BEARD! Holy feathers! I turned to said veron-eee-kuhhh, who was currently wishing the ground would open up and swallow he whole.

haha. Miserable people are funny!

"Crazy Ex-bumwhole?" I sked.

"Wouldn't have phrased it any other way. GOD! I keep telling him to shave off his effin beard! It's stinky and itches like the devil--"

"Uh...Too much info."

"--Right. He'll never shave it--it's like his child--he named it Phillip!"

"AHHH! that's really creepy... he's the guy who's hobbies are...Drowning kittens in the river and shooting people on the subway, and yelling at hobos...."

"...Well.."

"THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE!" I shout, "SNEAK INTO HIS ROOM AND SHAVE THE FURRY BUSH OFFFFF!"

"DUDE! i should totally do that!"

Aha, that's me. Suggesting Breaking and entering.... and Shaving men's beards....

~sometime later~

"PUMPKIN!"

"Holy shitfuck, you scared the pooh out of me!" I Thumped Hannah on the head with a shoe.

"You crazy shoe woman! I'm in big trouble, Veronica shaved her Ex's beard-!!!" ....*eyes girl guiltily* "He woke up---and she freaked! Tied him up with duck tape and shoved him in the closet!!"

"If the police get involved, Say I moved to Meico! I am not sharing a room with a butch man-woman that stabbed the person who cut in front of her at the Mcdonnald's!" She ignored me. TYPICAL!

"THAT'S NOT ALL! she called me over--and then his roomate showed up, threatened to call the police!!!---wait Pumpkin...are you crawling out the fucking window--WTF!!! PUMPKIN WERE ON THE FIFTH FLOOR!"

~ sometime after that~

"CALEB!!!" I through a rock--silence.

"....CALEB!!!!!!!" CRASH! ....

"What the fuck--who through a fucking brick through my--Hello Pumpkin." He said this without even seeing me. HAHAHA!!

"Ok, I got a recently hair-less man tied up in the closet, and a witness spread eagle on the bed. Naked--"

"...Goodbye." He closed the Window--That Bum!

"Would you let your future wife conduct a misdemeaner without assisting her???!! AND I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GENTLEMAN!"

"Whatever gave you that idea?"

"Why you dirty little hamster you! Get your butt down here and help me remove the evidence!"

"But--!"

"HUSH BOY AND DO AS YOUR TOLD!"

~1 HOUR LATER~

"Is he supposed to look like a naked mole rat??" Caleb said. mmmmmm. Caleb.

"I said his beard Veronica not his entire body!" I screamed and hit her with my shoe.

"WELL--??!! I hate harry men!" she shouted in defense.

"MMRRRFFFFF!!!!" The Ex Bumhole squirmed, and i kicked him.

"Be quiet and we might feed you!"

"...." Caleb sighed. "I'll make some calls. Nobody will hear of this."

"Oh..." I dropped my shovel. NO NEED FOR THAT NOW I SUPPOSE!!

Thing...happened. Unspeakable things....Caleb can take care of business!!!

"Thank you Ablert." Caleb said. Apparently my shovel WAS needed! Albert and Fabritzio even let me hit the two over the head myself! Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppp.....

"Master Tiger has been eager to visit you."

"Tiger? I thought he was in Japan."

"Mm hmm. He was, but he missed Lady Thisbealia, and you so much, He'll be attending Steadyway academy soon."

"I look forward to it imensely. Say hello to mother for me would you Albert? Send Izzbee my regards as well."

"Of course Young Master Caleb." He walked away andi whsipered.

"Do all your butlers have sticks up their butts??"

"Of course--Ever heard of an easy going butler?"

"Touche."

"Don't steal my language missy."

"HEY! You stole mine Pepe Le Peu!"

"I find that highly insulting."

"I find that IMMENSLY unrelated to me!"

"For a wife your incredibly irritating."

"Of course I am--Ever heard of a loving wife?"

~1 week later~

"Why is there a naked man in my SHOWER???!?!?!?!?!?!!"