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My boyfriend is so conceited. If he notices someone checking him out in public, he says "how does it feel to have a hot boyfriend ?" HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE AN EGO BIGGER THAN YOUR DICK

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DAMN I WOULD'VE REPLIED "I DONT KNOW I'VE NEVER HAD ONE" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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