Masky

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Masky, for whatever reason, is scarily good at calculating percentages without the use of any sort of calculator.
He'll just be like:
"Oh yes, there's a 76.362% chance of that lady falling off the CN Tower."
And he's right. Every. Fucking. Time.

(Can I just point out how annoying it is that the words "he'll" and "she'll" are the same as "hell" and "shell" just with apostrophes? Its bloody annoying, I'll tell you, when you're typing, and don't want to bother with an apostrophe, and bloody autocorrect doesn't bother to correct it to "he'll" or "she'll" even though PROPER SENTENCE STRUCTURE DEMANDS THAT YOU DO THAT AND ITS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING TO GO BACK AND FIX IT.
...
I've been plagued by this dillemna for a while now, don't judge.)

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