47| the narcissist

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"You're back to being on time huh?"

"I guess I am"

"Mhhm"

"Princess?"

"Huh?"

"Do you still want to go out with me on a date?"

"We still haven't had the first disneycation lesson"

"You still want to do it?"

"Yeah? That was the deal. If you manage to turn me into a disney fan, I'll go on a date with you"

"You make it seem like that's never going to happen"

"It's not. You're not a miracle worker, I don't like disney at all"

"I don't need to be a miracle worker princess, I can do it on my own"

"Oh?"

"Yeah. Because I'm that awesome and fantastic"

"Okay Mr I'm so narcissistic"

"No. Not narcissistic baby girl. Confident"

"Sure. If you say so"

"You haven't answered my question you know?"

"I did"

"You want me to give you a disneycation lesson and then you'll go out with me?"

"Not just a lesson chicken. Lots of them, you're gonna need lots of them to try and turn me into a disney fanatic"

"After that you'll go out with me?"

"Maybe. If you manage to succeed that is"

"Oh I will princess just watch this space, your first lesson is tomorrow"

"Okay."

"You sound very excited"

"Really? I was trying so hard to not let it show"

"You're something else princess"

"A good something perhaps?"

"Throwing my own words back at me?"

"Nooooo"

"Yeaaaaah, but I'll answer you anyway, yes a good something"

"Chicken?"

"Yeah?"

"Why did you call the hotline that day?"

"...I-- I can't tell you that princess... at least not yet"

"Oh"

"I'm sorry. Its not that I don't trust you, I do but--"

"Don't worry about it chicken, you don't even have to explain yourself. I shouldn't have asked anyway"

"Princess--"

"Its cool, really Chicken"

"You sure?"

"Positive"

"Okay. "

"Okay"

"Okay"

"Okay"

"Maybe okay can--"

"Don't do dare quote the fault in our stars like you did the last time"

"I wasn't going to"

"You were"

"Okay I was but the opportunity was right there, I wasn't going to let it pass"

"I still cannot believe you read the fault in our stars"

"Why because its for girls?"

"No. Because girls mainly read it. There aren't many guys who would read, much less read the fault in our stars"

"That's very sexist"

"No its not. I'm just stating the specifics"

"Sexist"

"Chicken. Its not"

"Baby girl it is."

"Whatever"

"Princess... I--"

"You what?"

"I-- I don't know how to say it"

"Spit it out"

"I li..."

"Colton..."

"Oh would you look at the time! Time to go! I'll call you to tuck you in princess"

"Wha--"

*dial tone*

These next chapters are gonna be glorious 😏

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These next chapters are gonna be glorious 😏

Written: 05 April 2018Published: 30 April 2020

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Written: 05 April 2018
Published: 30 April 2020

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