"I just choked on my champagne,"
It was supposed to be your crush's number. How on earth did you end up texting Kim Taehyung, the Korean Royalty?
A chat story where you (a quirky, Pervy girl) accidentally text a rich heir who's fighting with depres...
me: WHAT TO DO ON A DATE THAT CAN MAKE A GUY HAPPY
Squidward: Where did you hit your head?
me: 🤬
Squidward: Why do you wanna know?
me: I'm going out on a date
Squidward: Who is the unlucky guy?
me: uh...
kim taehyung?
Squidward:
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Squidward: Since it's an imaginary date you can do whatever you like 🤷🏻♂️
me: It's
not
imaginary!
Squidward: So you wanna say that the mighty Kim Taehyung has got nobody left on earth to date other than you?
me: FINE!
Let's just forget who I'm going out with...
Squidward: Yeah 'cause nobody is going out with you.
😂
me: What if you go out on a date
what can the girl do to make you happy?
Squidward: Stop
You're making me uncomfortable!
me: Is that because you've never been out on a date?
😂🤣
Squidward: No
it's because every guy has one thing that makes him super happy
And you're not allowed to do that
Okay?
me: what is that thing?
Squidward: you're not allowed to do that anyway
So no need to tell ya
me: Ah, I get what you're talking about
but!
who says I can't?
I'm a legal adult I can do whatever I want'
Squidward: Nope
You can not!
me: I'm nineteen?
Squidward: Not even when you're ninety!!
me: It's so useless to talk to you
you're such a bitch!
Squidward: So are you
BITCH!
me: fvker!
That's it. You don't need anyone's help. You made up your mind. You'll do some brain storming later on it, but one thing was confirmed. This will not be a date for two but three actually. You smiled as you devised half of the plan.
A/N:
Double update because it's King Namjoon's Birthday!
Thank you so much for working so hard for us Army!
