"I just choked on my champagne,"
It was supposed to be your crush's number. How on earth did you end up texting Kim Taehyung, the Korean Royalty?
A chat story where you (a quirky, Pervy girl) accidentally text a rich heir who's fighting with depres...
Chimin: So i landed in Korea around 2 am and i made it to your place at about 3:30 but guess what i saw?
me: 😑
Thou shall not say it
Chimin: Taehyung's Rolls Royce right outside your place!
me: what's a rolls rice?
Chimin: 🤯🤯
Bitch are you fr real?
That's his car!!
Chimin: Rolls Royce Sweptail!!
The most expensive car in the world!!! (A/N: this is fiction plz)
me: okay my knowledge about cars is shit so don't judge me
Like if i asked you what aspartate was you wouldn't know either
Chimin: Aspartate?
Well obviously it has something to do with ass 🍑
Like ass part eight?
Ain't I a genius ?
me: 🙄
personally i like your car more than his
Chimin: oh well
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Holy molly sweet mother of goat. To do list: Google how to stay loyal to your manz
me: Begone Satan!
Chimin: Sorry what?
I can't hear you over the sound of exploding ovaries
me: oh so you have ovaries too?
Cool
Chimin: 😑
I was talking about yours
me: My ovaries and their explosions are for your dearest friend
Anyway am sleepy bro
Ttyl
Chimin: first of all don't bro me i hate it 😤😠
Second, Not So Fast
You successfully changed the topic but I haven't dropped it yet
Chimin: Answer me
I KNOW YOU ARE AWAKE
I KNOW YOU ARE SEEING THIS
I WILL ENTER YOUR PLACE NEXT TIME EVEN IF HE IS THERE UNLESS YOU ANSWER ME
me: wtf
You blackmailing whore
What do you wanna know
You hated it when you had to tell him about your personal life with Taehyung because you knew it hurt him and made him sad but he always insisted. And it never ended well.
Chimin: what did you guys do?
me: Something PERSONAL
Chimin: Did you two have sex?
You didn't loose your virginity did you?
Did he use condoms?
me:
Chimin: Tell me
me: no
Chimin: Tell me
me: no
Chimin: Tell me hoe
me: WE DID NOT HAVE SEX HE JUST SPANKED ME A FEW TIMES IT DID NOT HURT IF YOU NEED TO KNOW IT WAS JUST PLAYFUL AND THEN WE HAD COFFEE AND THEN HE HELPED ME WITH MY ENGLISH ESSAY WRITING NOW FUCK OFF
Your cheeks burned remembering how Taehyung had dominated you when he raided your apartment some 3 am that day, and bending you over his knees, spanked you. Not too hard but made it pretty hot to handle anyway.
Chimin: Oooo romantic
I thought there were going to be sex toys involved 🤭
me: what?
Chimin: Taehyung is kinky 🤷🏻♂️
me: what?
You're lying aren't you?
Chimin: Sweet dreams cupcake 😘😘😘😘
me: WAIT...
EXPLAIN
I AM CONFUSION!
me: I NEED ANSWERS
WAIT
COME BACK
me: I WILL KILL YOU YOU SNAKEU
COME BACK AND EXPLAIN!!!
JIMIN!
me: JIMIN-SSI!!
GEE MEAN!
You're succha bEAch
bEAch!
You stopped sending him more messages when you realised he wasn't replying, wishing you were as good with blackmailing as he was.
A/N:
My dearest dearest most lovable cutie patoties some of you have been asking if this was the end no darlings this is not the end these are just the annoyingass bonus chapters that any author adds to a book when they have ended the book but they still miss the characters and don't wanna let go of them okay am being super awkward again all i wanna say is thank you so much for getting this book to where it is i love you so much kbye :')
