Hip to be Square

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"So what's the next world gonna be about DJ?" Ruby asked "yeah spill the beans man!" Nora yelled, "well for you good guys it won't be good, but for you bad guys...Let's just say you might like it, mostly you Neo" DJ said and Neo raised an brow wondering what that meant, "well let's get on with it" Roman said and the screen lit up and the scene opened

sitting on a couch was a drunk Ozpin who was wearing his normal atire, Jaune however was wearing a suit and tie, Jaune walked to a shelf and grabbed out a CD case and showed it ozpin "ya like Huey Lewis and the news?" Jaune asked Ozpin "yeah their OK..." Ozpin said "Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sportscame out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically" jaune said and went to the bathroom and grabbed a rain coat and put it on and then took a drink of water,

"Why is jaune wearing a rain coat indoors?" Ruby asked and that's when it his Roman like a and arrow to the heart "oh my Oum! He's gonna kill ozpin!" Roman said with a laugh "what!? No way!?" Ruby, Pyrrha, Nora and Velvet cried "its true, there are news papers where Ozpin is laying all across the floor, he making sure that theirs not blood on the ground" Roman finished and everyone looked in worry as they continued to watch

"The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor!" Jaune said as he went back into the living room but had a chrome Axe in his hand and set it next to a pillar, "hey Arc?" "Yes oz?" Why are there copies of the Style section all over the place? Do you... Do you have a dog? A little chow or something?" Oz asked and then laughed but Jaune kept smiling and looked at Oz while buttoning up his rain coat, "No, Oz" and Oz turned around to see Jaune putting on a rain coat "Is that a raincoat?" Ozpin chuckled "Yes, it is!" Jaune said with thay smile still on his face

"Headmaster-!" Glynda began before Ozpin raised his hand "don't worry Glynda. Its not our Mr. Arc remember" Ozpin told her and Glynda nodded "of course, forgive me" Glynda said "it's fine Glynda, I understand why you were worried" ozpin told her while taking a sip of his coffee

"In '87, Huey released this" jaune then turned on his CD player and music began to play "Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics!" Jaune said and picked up the axe, "But they should! because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself! Hey, Oz!" Jaune said and as Ozpin turned around Jaune brought the Axe down on Ozpin killing him and then he swung down again

Everyone from beacon and staff was watching in horror as what they saw had just happened and it involved the nicest person they ever knew. While every one on Salem's side was watching with easy and both Salem, Tyrian smiled at the sight, Hazel wasn't a big fan of Oz, but it still shook him seeing him die like that, watts was looking at how it happens and would be scared if the kid turned out to be this, even he was scarier then tyrian because of his calm and regular demeanor before killing ozpin, while both Emerald and Mercury watched with disgust, yes they did kill people, but not like this, this was brutal, Roman watched with a bit of envy because he had never once thought about keeping things clean or wearing a Rain coat when it cane to killing some one, while Neo was watching with hearts in her eyes and her [blank] and [blank] almost completely [blank].

The scene was still going as Jaune kept hacking at Ozpin "Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now, you fuckin' stupid bastard!" Jaune yelled and the stopped as blood was on his face and he sat down and took the rain coat off, while the music was still playing and jaune lit a cigarette and smoked as the body kept leaking blood

"Told you guys this one was fucked up" DJ told them and they all sat back I utter horror and shock...

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