the screen showed u logo with a news reporter, it was Ren and Nora in suits, "Lie Ren along side Nora Valkyrie, here at Vale court room for day six of the trial of Cinder Fall civil trial, where a 30 year old teacher at beacon academy who was caught having sexual relations with a student, Mr. Jaune Arc" and the scrren showed Jaune dressed in a blue shirt with a grey tie, "in court today is Jaune's mother, Ms. goodwitch" and the scene showed Ms. goodwitch fake crying
"is this a comedy?" sun asked "looks like it?" Neptune said "I hope so I really wanna laugh" Yang said
"who is sueing Ms. fall on behalf of her son" said Nora "we now go to the court room, where Jaune Arc has taken the stand" Ren said and the scene changed to show Blake in a suit and looking at Jaune, she got up, "good morning, Mr. Arc" she said "hello Ma'am" Jaune said back "Mr. Arc your Physical relation ship with Ms. fall lasted how long?" Blake asked "uh, 5 gloriouse weeks Ma'am" Jaune said
the theater laughed
Blake nodded her head, "can you point out the defendeant to the court" Balke asked "uh, yeah she's right over there. looking all fine" Jaune said with a smile "uh! your corny" Cinder said, then Ms. goodwitch stood up and yelled at the court "she is a monster!!" and Qrow, who was the judge, smaked his mallet on his desk, "hey hey hey! keep it down!" he said and Blake looked back at Jaune, "and the affair began on april 15th 2014 correct?" Balke asked "yes Ma'am it was the best day of my life" Jaune said
Qrow chuckled as did Tai, "I bet it was" Tai said and he and Qrow fist pumped
"did you feel pressured into being physical with Ms. Fall?" Balke asked "Uh no, I uh instigated it. after school I asked what I can do for some extra credit and it was on" Jaune said
Qrow and Tai kept laughing and talking about their days in Beacon, Sun looked to neptuned, "Jaunes a lucky guy" Sun said "yeah seems like he's getting more girls then us" Neptune said
Qrow then looked to Jaune with a smile and thenback to looking at his desk the back at Jaune, "tch, look at you" Qrow said with a smile, Blake sighed and looked to Jaune, "Mr. Arc, your mother said you came home that day feeling sick" "oh yeah! I was fist pumping all the way home and my arm muscles hurt so I asked for some pain killers" Jaune said
Qrow and Tai's respect for Jaune was getting higher and higher, as was Neptunes and Suns as well as Mercury and Roman, "truly a god!" Neptune said
"how would you describe your mental state after the Affair began?" she asked "Um... I wanna say it was like disney land felt like" Jaune said and Cinder smiled "oh my oum so corney" she said and Blake sighed again "Mr. Arc, when your classmates found out about You and Ms. fall what happened at school?" Balke asked "I just remember giving out bunch of high fives" Jaune said "did the kids call you names?" Blake asked
"oh lord here it come" Tai said
"yes Ma'am, uhh there was, the man, luckest guy ever, my hero, baller, lil Pimp, lil baller, the one, good year pimp, fred pimpstone, ren and pimpy, king of the teachers, after school special, teachers petter, the boy who lived, Jaune the great, legand, supercalifragilistic this be such a dope kid, and he who has sex with teachers I-I'm sorry that's all I can remember" Jaune said
"this kid is a fucking god!" Roman said "how does he do it!?" Mercury cried "truly no other man is worthy" Neptune said
blake took a deep breath in "noted" and the screen faded...
sorry got lazy because I was working on another chapter which was going to be much longer, but the next one is going to be funny
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