Villager x Minecraft player

Kidnap

Hearing that the player would come back, I go to a house on the outskirts of the village, but close enough so I can see the fucking hot player. His abusive ways were addictive 😍

Not but two seconds later, I saw Jesus himself running across the fields. I was hoping he would take his stuff and go, but secretly I wanted to get to know him better. He took his stuff, but certainly didn't leave.

He goes up to head villager wanting to trade. I watch him take out a sword and kill head villager.

I peak out again and see the player running at me. He didn't come in my house though, he just placed a boat in front of my house.

I laugh it off. "Wow, what an idiot. Boats can't drive on land-" I'm interrupted by myself getting sucked into the boat. "Ok what kinda fuckery is this shit. Let me out god!" I demand. Instead of him letting me out, he gets a little too close for comfort and hops in the driver seat.

He starts paddling across the land, like some reverse Jesus type shit, swimming on land. I watch all the remaining villagers look at me in fear, or at the player in fear. I flip them off. "Yea BITCH. Y'all wanna act so tough and mighty before, now look at y'all, cowering before me! I'll be back hoes!"

The boat moves incredibly slow, so I awkwardly watch the villagers get farther away after our little confrontation. Nothing is familiar now except the player.

On this trip, i learned a ton of stuff, such as the player has no life for traveling this god damn far just to rescue me from hell. Oh well, Jesus died for a reason.

Once we reached a river, traveling went a lot faster. We arrived at the so-called players house. His house was actually low key nice, I was impressed.

He dropped me off on land and dug me into a hole. Bitch fucking left me in that whole for 4 whole ass days.