Something... to... make it better?
Tbh, I'm just trying to make excuses to do more memes
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Ritsuka: Rem-San is such a great Senpai! He won me a plushie at this fair and now we're gonna go and catch a movie later!
Y/N: Mage once dangled me over a second story building because I beat him in Rainbow Road.
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*Shiki sneaking back in the house at 2 am*
Rem, flicking on the lights and turning around in his chair: so, where were you?
Shiki: I-I... I was with Y/N-Chan!
Y/N, turning around in another chair: Want to try again?
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*Urie, playing the guitar awfully*
Mage: Do you take any requests?
Urie: Sure
Mage: Stop.
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Y/N: There are no snacks left in the kitchen...
Urie: I am literally right here
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Rem, to Y/N: We don't use bad words in this house
Mage, in the distance: FUCK
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Y/N: Alright, what do we say when we get anxious?
Urie: My anxiety is chronic, but my ass is iconic
Y/N: no
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Shiki: As your best friend
Y/N: Ritsuka is my best friend
Shiki: AS YOUR BEST FRIEND
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Rem: they ask me how I manage the Student Council so easily.
Rem: the secret is, I don't. I have no control over them whatsoever
Rem: earlier, Shiki called my name and when I showed up to see what was going on, Mage shot me in the throat with a nerf gun.
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Shiki: ever since Urie has found out how to talk stan language, he's been going around the school talking like he's on Twitter.
Urie: oof the callout. the tea is scorching.
Y/N: please stop.
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Y/N: I have a great memory.
Shiki: you left me at the store once.
Y/N: that was on purpose.
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police: sir, you are arrested for having 7 people on one motorcycle
Mage: 7?
Police: yes.
Mage: fUCK
police: sir?
Mage: SHIKI FUCKING FELL OFF
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Urie: so here's the tea
Rem: for the last time, it's called a status report.
Urie: do you want the tea or not?
Rem, sighing: give it to me hot
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Y/N, rolling down the window to a car with the boys in the back: can I help you officer?
Cop: get the fuck out of my car
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FanfictionYou're the new student council member Y/N L/N, the others don't know why, but you know full well why your here in the same room as many devils, a shapeshifter, and a fallen angel, and let's not forget the grimiore and the vampire. You're a Fire Demo...
