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Incorrect Slasher Quotes

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This is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of the characters belong to me. Ships are going to include - - GhostMyers (Ghostface x Michael Myers) - Frason (Freddy Krueger x Jason Voorhees) - LeatherWarden (Leatherface x...

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Ghostface: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

                          
Freddy: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

                          
Jason: Tackle him.

                          
Harry: Dump him.

                          
Chucky: Kick him in the shin.

                          
Michael: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. Just ask me to lean down.
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