[Jack, Freddy, Pennywise, Harry, Jigsaw, Chucky, Ghostface, Leatherface, Jason, Michael, and Norman standing in a circle]
Jack: Everybody say "sausage", keep it going!
Ghostface: **starts drumming a beat on bucket**
Jack, rapping: Eggs, bacon, grits
All: SAUSAGE!
Freddy, rapping: I'm a skinny bitch but I still take the
All: SAUSAGE!
Pennywise, rapping: Got a fat ass, but I still take the
All: SAUSAGE!
Harry, rapping: Got a FLAT ass, but I still get a
All: SAUSAGE!
Jigsaw, rapping: Wake up in the morning, I eat the
All: SAUSAGE!
Chucky, rapping: I'm a redhead, but I still take a
All: SAUSAGE!
Ghostface, rapping and still drumming: I'm a gay slasher, but I still take
All: SAUSAGE!
Leatherface, rapping: White boy's swag, but I'll take your man's
All: SAUSAGE!
Jason: **panics and raps gibberish**
All: SAUSAGE!
Michael, rapping: I'm white, I'm thicc, but you know I get the
All: SAUSAGE!
Norman, looking at a book while rapping: Yeah, I read books, but they're all about
All: SAUSAGE! SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SAU SUA SAUSAGE!
Carrie: I like girls, can I still take sausage?
All: Ayyy!
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