Jason: **looks out window of cabin and sees that teens have invaded the camp** FREDDY!
Freddy: WHA-AT?
Jason: Where's my machete?!
Freddy: What?
Jason: Where? Is? My? Machete?
[Teenagers blaze it and start to have sex]
Freddy: I, uh, put it away!
Jason: Where?!
[loud moaning]
Freddy: Why do you need to know?!
Jason: I need it!
Freddy: Nuh-uh! Don't you even think of running off and doing no daring-do! We've been planning this dinner for two months!
Jason: The camp is in danger!
Freddy: OUR EVENING is in danger!
Jason: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY MACHETE IS, MAN! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE GREAT OR GOOD!
Freddy: GREAT OR GOOD?! I AM YOUR HUSBAND! I'M THE GREATEST GOOD YOU ARE EVER GONNA GET!!
EDIT: I noticed it copied and pasted twice, PLUS there was a spelling error, so I fixed it.
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Incorrect Slasher Quotes
FanfictionThis is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of the characters belong to me. Ships are going to include - - GhostMyers (Ghostface x Michael Myers) - Frason (Freddy Krueger x Jason Voorhees) - LeatherWarden (Leatherface x...
