Reporter: What's the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?
Sadako: Disappoint my parents.
Pennywise: Turn my swag on!
Freddy: Take a nap.
Ghostface: Men!
Michael: Regret it.
Norman: Uh, I don't wake up. I'm waiting till enlightenment.
All: Wash off the blood from the previous night's kill.
Samara: You can't wake up if you never go to sleep.
Carrie: Cry internally. Cry externally. Cry eternally.
Chucky: Hug my girlfriend and say "I love you!" ... pillow. I ... hug my pillow....
Jason: 7 am. Waking up in the morning, I have to be fresh and go downstairs. Then I'll get my bowl and-
Freddy: We get it. We get it. We all get it.
Harry: I lay in bed for another hour, unable to move, dreading having to face another day of my petty existence, going through the motions set out by society, never making a significant mark in the world.
Leatherface: You okay there, buddy?
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FanfictionThis is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of the characters belong to me. Ships are going to include - - GhostMyers (Ghostface x Michael Myers) - Frason (Freddy Krueger x Jason Voorhees) - LeatherWarden (Leatherface x...
