So Peppa is in the back
Trying to not have a heart attack
A heart beating out of her chest
Ever since the man she met
She saw him in plain sight
The sun shining it's bright light
He rewarded her for not getting COVID-19
As she smiled, turning away from a bean
Larry of course was angry
But- IM DONE WITH THIS
The author slams the pencil down on the desk in Peppa's hotel room.
"What's wrong amiga?" Dora asks after finishing applying blush on her friend.
"I can't with this poem. Peppa why did you want me to write your vows, and why a poem?"
Peppa snorts. "I don't know. Just keep on trying. It can't be that hard to rhyme words."
"Peppa you're on a 1st grade reading level. I'm on a 9th grade level. Shut up." And with that, Peppa shut up. The author thought and thought. She stopped thinking and went to go to her car.
She opened the back seat to talk to someone.
"Are you ready?"
"Of course I am. Are we heading to the reception now?"
"No, not yet. I have to finish a poem first. Then we may go."
"Okay go and finish the poem. I'm so excited to finally see her!"
"I know you are. I would be too if I were in a situation like you." She shuts the door again and goes to finish the poem.
Larry was angry of course
Images of stabbing Thanos with a fork
But then Thanos grabbed him and cooked Larry
Now our beloved friend is buried
May our friend Larry Rest In Pieces
May our friends Thanos and Peppa never fall into pieces
The author folds up the vow, which she will be saying, and puts it in an envelope. She heads to her car and drives to the reception.
Idk how many parts this is going to have but I'm scared of the number.
