Sevyn Martin Baker
|Von|
May 2nd
"Sevyn, the fuck are my plates doing in the toilet". Nay yelled from the bathroom
So here's the story. Mane, a nigga love tiktok so it was a normal day for a nigga like me, scrolling through tiktok.
Shit I saw this video and a jit put dishwashing liquid on his dirty plates plates then put them the toilet then flushed and when he put up the toilet seat, them bitches was clean so technically, I was washing the dishes.
Me and Nay live together and it been this way since we was outta highschool cause I had money, I hate my family and love my girlfriend so why not get a crib for us?
In the house, washing the dishes and taking out the trash are my chores. That's right, I is a clean man but I hate washing the dishes cause it takes too long but I also don't wanna get a dishwasher cause what if it eats my dishes bih, so I'm like, I'm lazy and that video opened my eyes.
The caption even said, "lazy ones, this one's for you"
"I was washing them". I shrugged walking to bathroom where she was
She rubbed her temples as she sighed, "Washing the dishes, using the toilet?". I know when she start rubbing her temples, she mad mad.
"I saw a video and-". She cut me off
She put her finger in my face, "Okay so this is what's gonna happen,". She started
"You gon' take them plates out and every single one them from bowls, utensils and cups and you gonna throw em' away and buy new ones". She said makimg me nod my head
I am a dominant man but being dominant don't mean I can't be scared and I'm scared of Nay cause she can't tolerate shit like this and one thing I don't wanna do is get on her bad side because I love and respect my woman and if she I should go buy new plates, I'm gon' buy new plates.
"Like what's wrong with washing the dishes Sevyn?". She asked shaking her head
"I was just lazy. I'm sorry, I pr-". She cut me off
A nigga can't speak freely in his crib.
"It's not fair that I do my fair share in this house even when I'm lazy and you can't even do the bare minimum". She frowned
"I know and I'm sorry. When I get back with new plates, I'll make us dinner, you gon' get yo' feet massaged, okay?". I said kissing her lips
She smiled, "Okay but I'm still mad at y-". I cut her off
"And I'm gon' do my best to make you happy with me, I love you, Anaya". I hugged her and kissed her cheek
She blushed keeping her head down.
I squeezed her sides, "Baby you gotta say it back". I said making her laugh
She sniffled, "I love you too". Why she crying?
"Why you crying?". I asked
She wiped her tears, "I just love how you love me". She said making me chuckle
I'm just that nigga, bih.
Von so dumb y'all
Him and Nay are so cute💕
