Helluva Boss (OC Insert)

S1 E4: C.H.E.R.U.B

(WARNING: if you are a child under 18, don't read this until you hit that age!)

The scene opens up to a shot of Heaven's golden gates. The gates open and "Cherub Towne" is shown. Cletus flies in front of the camera and says,

Cletus: "Well, howdy! I'm Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did somethin' good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessin's!"

The Cherubs begin singing the C.H.E.R.U.B. Jingle.

Cuts to a man jumping out of an airplane. He pulls the ripcord to release his parachute, only for it to snap off instead. He splats onto a rock while a censoring cloud bubble reads "OWIE!"

Collin: ♫Does it make you want to cry?♫

Cuts to another person getting run over by a speeding train from a tunnel as "Oh No!" appears in a censor cloud.

Keenie: ♫When your loved one has to die?♫

Scene goes to another man who accidentally shoots himself in the face with a shotgun. "Oopsie!" is seen in another censor cloud.

Cletus: ♫Does it hurt you through and through?♫

Clip shows a struggling man's face turning blue in a hangman's noose. A stylized version of Cletus's head fades into view with a sad face and a tear running down his cheek.

All: ♫When your face is turnin' bluuuuue?♫

Collin: ♫Well, luckily for you...♫

Keenie: ♫There's somethin' we can do!♫

Cletus: ♫We can help keep them alive,♫

All: ♫So you can watch them thrive!♫

All three pose together.

The orange C.H.E.R.U.B. logo appears with a registered trademark symbol. The letters appear as they are sung.

All: ♫'Cause here at C.H.E... R.U.B.!♫

Cletus rescues a woman from a pack of wild animals. Keenie pushes a scared Collin in front of them, as he holds a plank of wood with a nail in it.

Collin: ♫We'll save your honeybun from dying violently!♫

The C.H.E.R.U.B. logo appears again.

All: ♫'Cause here at C.H.E....R.U.B.!♫

Cletus is shown waving a dismissive hand at a person handing him a handful of dollar bills.

Keenie: ♫No, we never even ask a fee!♫

Collin and Keenie give each other a hug in a yellow heart background.

Collin: ♫Because good people spread the love!♫

Small hearts of light spread out around a spinning Earth in space.

Keenie: ♫And we're here for all above!♫

A stressed Collin rapidly writes on piles of paperwork in an office.

Cletus: ♫We do the paperwork for you!♫

Keenie lifts a boulder from a woman trapped under and flattened by a boulder, who gives her a thumbs up.