S1 E8: Queen Bee

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(WARNING: if you are a child under 18, don't read this until you hit that age!)

The scene opens with Loona sitting in the back of a car. Her phone buzzes and she looks down and sees Cassi trying to call her, she declines the call.

Driver: "*offscreen* You want me to drop you off here?"

Loona: "*glances out the window* Oh! Uh! Yeah. Yeah, this looks right. I, uh haven't been here before."

Loona steps out of the vehicle and music can be heard playing as the car drives off. She looks down at her phone and texts Vortex.

Loona: *over text* Hey, I'm her

Loona: *over text* Oh shit

Loona: *over text* "here", sry :)

Loona looks around nervously until Vortex calls out to her saying,

Vortex: "*waves hand* Loo-naaa! Hey, girl! Glad you could make it!"

Loona: "Tex! Yeah, hey. Thanks for inviting me."

The two walk into the mansion, where the party is taking place.

Vortex: "Course! Course! Hey, everyone! Meet the new face!"

Loona waves to everyone as Vortex howls in excitement, prompting everyone else to do the same.

Vortex: "You want a...drink or anything?"

Loona: "Oh, uh... *tail rises* sure! Totally..."

Loona drops her fake smile as she hears someone talking and looks over to a group of valley girl-esque hellhounds.

Poodle Hellhound: "And so, I told him 'I'm not gonna go get it, unless you fucking throw it this time.'"

Dalmatian Hellhound: "That is so, not fetch!"

Poodle Hellhound: "Not fetch!"

Before the poodle hellhound could continue, Loona chimes in nervously says,

Loona: "*nervously* Ha, ha, ha, yeah! Like, that happens all the time. Aha...aha..."

Poodle Hellhound: "Oh-em-gee. Loona? 'Lunatic Luna'? That you?"

Loona: "Uh, yeah. It's Loona... yeah."

Poodle Hellhound: "Wow. I can't believe you're showing up to another party. I mean, do you even remember the last one?"

Loona: "*grits teeth* I'm sure you'll remind me."

Poodle Hellhound: "*takes out phone* Yeah, this? *shows a picture of Loona vomiting* This you, right?"

Loona growls in response as she asks with anger,

Loona: "Why do you still have that?"

Poodle Hellhound: "*looks over to the picture* It brings me joy. You know, you're supposed to keep things that bring you joy."

Loona growls even more at her as the poodle hellhound continues saying,

Poodle Hellhound: "Wow, you're being negative. Your aura is being aggressive right now."

Loona: "Oh, yeah? Well, maybe it's 'cus I'm in the presence of a massive bitch!"

The word "bitch" echoes throughout the party, making everyone else gasp in disapproval. The poodle hellhound dramatically falls back into her friends arms as she said,

Poodle Hellhound: "*feigns being offended* Oh, my dog! Wow!"

Loona: "What? Is that not an okay thing to say? Like, come on, it's true!"

Helluva Boss (OC Insert)Waar verhalen tot leven komen. Ontdek het nu