Helluva Boss (OC Insert)

S1 E5: The Harvest Moon Festival

(WARNING: if you are a child under 18, don't read this until you hit that age!)
(A/n: There is gonna be a new OC in this chapter later!)

The scene opens up to a sunlit exterior of Stolas's mansion. A sigh of contentment from Stolas is heard. Cassi is shown lighting a cigar on Stolas' bed and folds her arms behind her head.

Stolas: "*arms tied up* I'm sorry for having to move our little rendezvous early. I have an engagement this month on the full moon."

Stolas is shown wearing a ball gag and harness, his hands tied to the headboard with rope.

Cassi: "When this happens, it's not really something I fuss about..."

She uses the cigar to burn rope, freeing Stolas, who takes Cassi's cigar from her and takes a long drag of it.

Cassi: "But, do you really need the book for this farm bullshit? I have, like, fifteen new clients waitin' for heads to roll."

Stolas: "As shocking as it may seem, Cassi darling, my grimoiiiiiire is actually incredibly important. And it isn't supposed to be lent out to itty-bitty Imps like yourself."

Stolas puts out the cigarette in one of Cassi's horns and pinches her cheek before Cassi shoves him away, blushing a bit as Stolas continues,

Stolas: "The Harvest Moon is a very special occasion! It's been my annual duty to showcase it in the Ring of Wrath. It's celebrated by a very charming little festival with the locals."

Cassi pulls a feather out of her mouth in disgust before saying,

Cassi: "Wrath, huh? My employees are from there. I've never really been there before. From what I hear it's full of inbred chucklefucks."

Stolas: "*sits up* Oh! Why don't you all join me at the festival? I can guarantee you all..."

Stolas pulls the covers over his head and his head appears near the female imp's lower half as Cassi has a small blush on her face.

Stolas: "...special access~ *chuckles*"

Cassi: "Look, I told you, we're not bodyguards. Okay? That was a one-time thing we did badly."

Stolas stands up with the covers on his head. He does a playful owl head tilt as he said,

Stolas: "I'm simply offering a work-free day of fun! I feel quite safe at the Harvest Festival. It's the same every year."

Cassi: "Well if you promise this isn't some fuck fest invite, it does sound like it could be a blast and a half. Plus, it's not like we can do jack shit without your book anyway."

Stolas: "*baby-talk voice* Aww, I'm sowwy your clients will have to wait..."

Cassi: "*waves a dismissive hand* Oh, pfft yeah, fuck my clients!"

Later at night, Moxxie and Millie are asleep in their bed. Moxxie's phone lights up and a Phantom of the Opera organ ringtone is heard. Moxxie taps the phone and rolls over. The phone rings again. In annoyance, Moxxie grabs the phone and sits up.

Moxxie: "What do you want, ma'am?"

Cassi: "Hey, hope I didn't wake ya, Mox! How would you and Mils like to visit the Wrath Ring for some harvest bullshit this year?"

Millie sits up in excitement.

Millie: "The Harvest Moon Festival?! Yee-fuckin'-haw!"

Moxxie: "*sighs* Well, Millie likes the idea. Wait... Where are you calling from?"