Aka: The Most Stereotypical Things Each Type Has Done In The Presence Of Some Random Unknown Person
ISTJ: Let me just tell you. I've got so much homework you wouldn't believe. But yeah, until then I can't make it to your event, sorry.
ISTP: Did you want to see how this works? It's actually pretty cool.
ESTP: *opens trunk of car* Yeah, I've got some of my extra fireworks back here.
ESTJ: With the right amount of preparation, I can be quite spontaneous.
ISFJ: I don't like Disney movies, there's too much fantasy involved.
ISFP: Yeah I think I'd really like to be a park ranger.
ESFP: I'm going there to party. They said there would be a party. Even if they cancel the party, I will show up on their porch and party.
ESFJ: They were just jealous because I made the best macaroni salad. It was all anyone ate.
INFJ: I don't want to go, but I don't want them to think I don't like them. I mean, I don't. I don't want them to know that, though. I wish I could just cancel. But, I shouldn't.
INFP: I just finished writing this new song. It's about the woods and stuff. I'll play it for you.
ENFP: I just can't decide. I'm so indecisive. I think. Well, maybe not that indecisive. I can sometimes decide. Usually not, though.
ENFJ: What's the ethical solution? Well that's very simple, you see, *explains in endless detail*
INTJ: I'm just trying to help, but they always see it as criticism. If they'd just listen, their problem would be fixed. I just want to fix the problems.
INTP: Wanna hear this joke I found online? It's about quantum physics.
ENTP: *mercilessly trolls*
ENTJ: If you'd just sit down with me, I could help you get up a budget. We'd fix all your financial issues.
