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noona

Jeongin:
Guys I think I have a huge problem

Jisung:
Let me guess

Seungmin:
No

Jisung:
I didn't even guess!!

Seungmin:
No

Jisung:
Wha-

Changbin:
No no Jisung no

Felix:
Why must you hurt him in this way

Hyunjin:
Are we speaking meme language here?
Because I recently got into it and now I'm nice and good

Felix:
"Nice and good" I hate how fast I understood that

Minho:
The child has a problem let's listen to him

Me:
Fuck you my child is completely fine

Minho:
Your child goes to sleep with his braces stuck to his pillow
And btw, did you just curse for the very first time in this gc?

Me:
........

Jeongin:
NO I DON'T SLEEP W MY BRACES STUCK TO MY PILLOW
And I have a different problem

Jisung:
Can I guess??
Please please please 🥺

Seungmin:
Fine, go on

Jisung:
THANK YOU!
And I think the problem he has is...
Hmm maybe he has a boner

Changbin:
What the fuck

Seungmin:
This was EXACTLY why I wasn't letting you answer

Me:
Jisung stahp

Jisung:
Friends don't understand me understand me anymore

Jeongin:
OMG TXT
No wait I have a problem

Changbin:
Are you ever gonna tell us the problem?

Jeongin:
I will but that would make a certain someone jealous

Hyunjin:
GASP
THE SHADE HAS BEEN THROWN ON JISUNG
JISUNG IS ANGERYYYY

Felix:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Minho:
Okay two questions
1) how are we all so sure that it's Jisung that he's talking about
2) Felix why are you moaning

Jisung:
I'm not angry

Hyunjin:
*Angery

Jisung:
*Angry

Hyunjin:
*Angery

Jisung:
*Angry

Hyunjin:
NOW IM ANGERY

Me:
Let's just ignore this and get to the problem

Jeongin:
Alright
So an older girl proposed to me today

Felix:
How old?

Jeongin:
Maybe 2 years?

Jisung:
...........................
I'm not jealous
I'm just wishing the best for you
And your love life

Jeongin:
Really?

Jisung:
No

Hyunjin:
Gaym

Felix:
Sjshsjksksks

Jisung:
WHY DO I NOT HAVE A NOONA
EVEN THE KID DOES

Minho:
Lmao I feel so bad for you

Jisung:
You aren't a bad choice either bruh
HOOT HOOT IM SINGLE

Minho:
HOOT HOOT IM NOT READY TO MINGLE

Jisung:
Let's play forever I just wanna be your dog

Jeongin:
TXT TXT TXT TXT TXT

Minho:
I'm sorry but im a cat dad

Jisung:
Meow meow

Changbin:
I would laugh but this just shows his desperation

Seungmin:
Ew

Me:
Jisung, I'm sure you'll find a noona someday
And Jeongin, where's the problem?

Jeongin:
Like she told me that she likes me a lot and all
And she's really pretty too
And she's good in studies
But there's a rumor that she's into horseplay

Felix:
Oh my god-
That's a thing?

Jeongin:
Idk what horseplay means but it doesn't sound good

Minho:
Google it, kid

Me:
NO DON'T LOSE YOUR INNOCENCE JEONGIN
MINHO WHY

Hyunjin:
Wae oppar wae

Changbin:
He's not your oppa dude wyd

Hyunjin:
He's my oppar

Minho:
I'm gonna air fry you like french fries

Felix:
At least then Hyunjin would be able to call himself french

Hyunjin:
But I'm Australian????

Me:
OMG STOP
JEONGIN MUST BE GOOGLING THAT NASTY THING

Jeongin:
I am ✨traumatized✨

Felix:
Ik sweetie ik

Seungmin:
Why is that something Jisung would be into?

Jisung:
I'm not into these things

Minho:
Complete your sentence

Jisung:
-until and unless I find a noona who is into it

Changbin:
Good job
Sometimes I regret being your friend

Jisung:
Ah ik
That's because your small brain cannot understand the privilege of being with me

Changbin:
Well, excuse me?
Even Einstein had a small brain

Seungmin:
So you agree that your brain is small?

Changbin:
No small brain stigma, dude
If Einstein wasn't ashamed, then nor am I

Jeongin:
Whatever
I'm going to turn that girl down
I don't want to be a horse while I do... That

Me:
You ARE NEVEE DOING THAT SIR YOU ARE S M O L

Hyunjin:
Meth

Felix:
Hyunjin please XD

Jeongin:
I'm not gonna stay a kid all my life bruh wth

Me:
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