winking cow

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Changbin:
Guys did you know

Jisung:
No

Changbin:
Lemme complete wtf

Jisung:
No

Minho:
Is he on his man period or smth?

Jeongin:
That's a thing?

Seungmin:
Jeongin no

Jeongin:
Then why did he-
YOU CONFUSE ME

Hyunjin:
He sounds like the child version of Eren Jaeger with all that aggression

Minho:
Big words Hyunjin

Hyunjin:
That's not the only big thing I have

Jeongin:
EWWWWWW

Jisung:
Bestie you're stealing my spotlight

Hyunjin:
What did I do?
I meant I have a big heart

Me:
.....oh
I'm glad
You know what else is big?

Minho:
Your feet, Chan
We know

Me:
ಥ‿ಥ

Changbin:
I was saying smth?

Felix:
Shhhh everyone
Go on

Changbin is typing...

Jisung:
MOOOOOOOO

Seungmin:
What the-

Felix:
Jisung -_-

Jisung:
Okay sorry

Changbin:
I'm gonna give up

Jeongin:
Naww try again

Changbin is typing...

Jisung:
WINKING COW WINKING COW

Me:
I hate myself for laughing at this

Minho:
And out of billions, this is the one I chose
Sigh

Jisung:
Ofc bby ;))

Changbin:
How is he so chill about this...?

Me:
Lmao he's trying to act chill
He just sent me these privately

Me:Lmao he's trying to act chill He just sent me these privately

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Hyunjin:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#EXPOSED
#DOOMED
#DEAD
#WINKINGCOW

Felix:
#PleaseMakeWinkingCowAnInsideJoke

Jeongin:
Ayo where is this conversation going
I'm so confuzzled

Changbin:
Apparently I was about to give y'all some important piece of info but minsung ruined it

Jisung:
Minsung hmmm I like the sound of that

Minho:
No comments

Jisung:
Awww

Me:
No comments, Minho?
Are you sure?

Me: No comments, Minho? Are you sure?

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Minho:
I hate you.
I fucking hate you.

Seungmin:
*sips tea*

Jeongin:
*slurps noodles*

Felix:
*licks ice cream*

Hyunjin:
*burps*

Seungmin:
BYE

Jisung:
Lee Minho?

Minho:
Yeah?

Jisung:
My crush is ugly
But "gly" is silent

Me:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

Changbin:
OH SHITTTTT

Felix:
Hyunjin why are we so quiet

Hyunjin:
You wanna date me? ;)))

Felix:
NO I MEANT WHY ARENT WE YELLINGNGSKDJHDKDJS

Hyunjin:
Oh okay
HSJSHSJDKDJSHSDSHDJDHDMDJDJDJDHGDHDNDJDKFKFHDJDKDE-

Felix:
Yeah that's more like it :DD

Jisung:
So you wanna ummm 👉👈

Minho:
No sex before marriage

Jeongin:
👍🏻👍🏻

Jisung:
Wait I meant will you date me-

Minho:
Uh
Sure

Changbin:
DID HE REALLY-

Hyunjin:
AHHHHH I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES!!!!!!

Felix:
JISUNGIEEEEEEEE CONGRATSSS

Me:
HSKSUSJSKS IM SO HAPPY

Seungmin:
Congratulations!! :)

Jeongin:
Why isn't Jisung responding?

Changbin:
I bet he passed out

Minho:
Ah yes, here we go

Felix:
Are we still making winking cow a thing?
Seen

(a/n: okay yes I did that

Also, I know I'm still down with a viral fever, and I know that I'm still on a hiatus. I just wanted to write smth funny and show it to you guys :D

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