Jisung:
I love my jobSeungmin:
Omg I'm so overwhelmed and surprised to know that!
Jisung likes watching girls in bikinis?
Ohmygod that's some brand new piece of breaking news!Jeongin:
That was too sarcastic mdhdhjdjdjHyunjin:
I'm dYING GSGEJJSJS
SOMEONE GIVE ME AIR PLS
AHH MY LUNGS
IM ACTUALLY DYING OMG
IM GONNA HMSHSHSJUS
WHY AM I COUGHINGMe:
.....
Hyunjin, sweetie are you okay?Minho:
Thank me for the job idea, JisungFelix:
That's so rude Minho
Hyunjin might actually be combusting
Hyunjin are you okay?????Changbin:
Is he looking at Park Jinyoung?
Why is he coughing lolHyunjin:
I might be low-key dyingMe:
...what is low-key dyingJisung:
You don't know?
Like when you're about to sneeze and the sneeze gets stuck inside you and you're making weird faces
But you won't sneeze
So that's a life or death situationFelix:
Oh and when you accidentally inhale waterJeongin:
InHaLe wAtEr
WtfChangbin:
Where's the lie tho?
Like you're drinking water and you laugh and the nose sucks the water in and suddenly there's water in your lungsJisung:
Yeah might as well grow seaweed in thereSeungmin:
I might not be THAT good at science but this ain't itMinho:
Okay but Hyunjin?
Tf is wrong w you?Hyunjin:
I just searched up why I'm coughing
And Google showed me that I have cancerMinho:
Yes because Google is a certified doctorHyunjin:
Whatever
I'm gonna get tested for jaundice tonightJeongin:
What
The
FrickFelix:
I'll pray for you honey T_TJisung:
Be fine dude---
Next day
Hyunjin:
GUYS YOU WON'T BELIEVE THISSeungmin:
I don't believe anything you say anyway
That's not newHyunjin:
༎ຶ‿༎ຶJisung:
Did you get the reports for your illness?Hyunjin:
Yes
Omg
OMG
YOU WON'T BELIEVE THISMe:
What is it?Hyunjin:
I HAVE CORONAChangbin:
.....
Dude you okay?Felix:
:(((Hyunjin:
OMG WOWJeongin:
Why tf are you happy?Hyunjin:
I'll be isolated
And I'll have to stay at home the entire day
So that's a win-win situation!!!Jisung:
....why are you becoming introverted like me bruhMe:
Hyunjin I'm concerned for youHyunjin:
I'm good bro
OMG IM COUGHING
IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE I'M GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIEJisung:
Spot the odd one out in that paragraphSeungmin:
Ah shit where are my spectacles when I need them?Felix:
Y'all are so rude :(Hyunjin:
NO HOUSEHOLD CHORES AYE IM LIVING MY BEST LIFEMe:
Why are you like this (༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ)(a/n: lmao my depression is acting up again and my medicines ain't working. had to squeeze this chapter outta myself because not writing anything was driving me crazy. I hope you liked it because, trust me, I worked REALLY hard to write this down)
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Who Made This Groupchat? » skz
FanfictionWhen the school's most popular boy, Bang Chan, attempts to unite his friends through a groupchat... well, shit goes down. - a Stray Kids fanfiction - texting - highschool AU - completed