Dream Smp x Male Reader

Fundy x Male Reader(platonic)

Trans fundy, unsure if it's completely canon or if Wilbur just said it but he's trans in this anyway

Also saw a comment saying that his L'manburg suit was lighter because he was trans and they didn't have time to change it and even if that's not the reason I like that reason so I'm going with it

Y/N pov

"She's so cute wil!"
"Yea, Thanks for agreeing to take care of her with me"
"Wil, we're old friends ay, I can't leave you raise a little girl all by yourself"

I started poking the little fox's cheek, she laughed and held my finger

"Your kid has a bloody tight grip"
"Really? Hm, interesting "
"Y'Know, if your family tree wasn't fucked before it is now"
"Hm?"
"You were birthed by Phil and a Samsung refrigerator, you got pegged by a salmon and your child's a fox... how the fuck did that happen?"
"Who knows"
"Plus, you were the one who gave birth to her weren't you?"
"God that hurt"
"How'd they even-"
"It was normal! They cut open my stomach, she didn't come out my... yea no I'm not finishing that"
"Fair"
"Y'know, Phil really likes you, like it's surprising"
"I mean he liked me when I was young, why wouldn't he like me now?"
"I don't know, he likes You more since then, probably because you want to help raise this little one"
"Hm"

~~~

"Little fox come here"
"Dada!"
"That's it mate, just a little more"

She giggled at Wilbur, who made grabby hands toward the fox. I was holding their hand as she walked to him, when she got there Wilbur gave her a big hug, blowing raspberries into her neck before picking her up and throwing her up lightly

"Aw, well done little fox"
"Yay!"
"Haha, your too cute little fox"
"Thank you papa!"

~~~

I was sat at my desk late at night, trying to figure out the new L'manburg plans Wilbur wanted to introduce. Our little fox came in with red eyes

"What's up little fox?"
"I need to talk to you"
"OK, come sit down"
"I don't want dad to know yet"
"Alright"
"I think I'm trans"
"You think?"
"I know I'm trans."
"Well I'm proud of you little fox, what do you want us to call you?"
"I was thinking Fundy?"
"That's a nice name, do you want me to cut your hair tonight or tomorrow?"
"Uh, tonight... dad's out today right?"
"Yea, Fundy you know he'll still love you right?"
"..."
"Fundy, I've known your dad since he was a baby, I know he's not fully straight, I know he's super supportive because I told him I was (your sexuality) and he loved me all the same"
"Loved?"
"... ahahaha, did I say love? I meant like..."
"You were dating weren't you!?"
"Not now, but we were when you were a baby"
"Why did you stop?"
"Wilbur liked other people, I don't blame him. I couldn't leave him with you alone, plus your like a son to me Fundy"
"A son?"
"Yea, you wanted he/him pronouns right?"
"Y-Yea"
"Then let's go cut your hair"

~~~

"How'd wil react?"
"He... just as you said he would"
"See? I'm a mind reader"
"Haha, what you working on?"
"Your new outfit, your gonna have to wear your older one for now but I'm working on a new one for soon, that's alright right? I tried dying some stuff but it turned out pink instead of red"
"Yea no it's fine, no need to feel down dad"
"You sure?"
"Yes! Now come on"
"About that..."

. . .

"WHAT!? YIUR NOT COMING WITH US!?"
"I need to look after Phil"
"YOU NEED TO LOOK AFTER ME!"
"wil Promised to look after you plus I'll write, so will Phil okay?"
"But..."
"I know it'll be hard but it'll be alright okay? I'll be back to you before you know it, whenever you need me"
"Promise?"
"Obviously"