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Log: taco4liferzzz added coffeelover and 3 other members. Welcome!
Log: taco4liferzzz changed the group name to " besties 🧍"


taco4liferzzz: WASSUP YALL 🤩

jimjim: Ayee whats good 

motherdear: Hey clyde.

spacemancraig: sup clyde.

taco4liferzzz: i have a wonderful idea!! O:)

coffeelover: I camr back home! wgats the Idea??

motherdear: Yeah. What is it Clyde?

taco4liferzzz: dude like, what if we just pulled up to school with a lambo LMAO

motherdear: I think I got one of those mini cars for my 10th birthday. I have one. Perfect.

jimjim: LMAO CLYDE YES

coffeelover: I'll brinh my sunglasses! would it look cool though/

spacemancraig: nah ur already cool dw .

jimjim: l o v e b i r d s 😫

taco4liferzzz: oOOoOOoOO 

taco4liferzzz: anyways 🥰😍😋

taco4liferzzz: emojispam

taco4liferzzz: assholes 😦😫🤩🧍😩🥰😍🥺😭😳😨😼😐🥱💀😋😪😶👶👶🤕🪂😉😝😆😃😀😗🌮🌯🍕🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮🌮

motherdear: I should've known there was gonna be alot of taco emojis.

spacemancraig: fuckin knew it

jimjim: Heh-

taco4liferzzz: tacos + me = true love 😍

coffeelover: BRB GONNA GET COFFEE

spacemancraig: typical tweek.

motherdear: Clyde, we get you love tacos. Please stop shoving it up our ass. Thats a command from Mother Tolkien.

taco4liferzzz: first off, i wont stop shoving it up ur ass. second , Mother Token****

motherdear: ....

jimjim: ooooooooo U gon die Clyde- You made Mother Toke- I MEAN Tolkien mad..

taco4liferzzz: i-

spacemancraig: you- ?

taco4liferzzz: shit shit shit theres a angry token looking out my window  help pls

motherdear: Prepare to die Bitch.

taco4liferzzz: well fuck im running 

spacemancraig: LMAO OKAY

jimjim: I'm prob a faster runner that Clyde I mean like...COME ON.

spacemancraig: bet.

spacemancraig: wait wheres tweek

jimjim: OH YEAH HIM I FORGOT ABOUT TWEEK

~ About 15 minutes later ~

taco4liferzzz: remind me to never disrespect Mother Token again 😭😭

motherdear: Anyways. Sorry for that little step away.

coffeelover: IM SORRY I FORGOT I WAS TALKING IN THIS GROUP CHAT HELP 💀

spacemancraig: oh dw its nothin

jimjim: y you gotta be so dry craig DAMN 💀💀

spacemancraig: im not

jimjim: dry🥰

spacemancraig: no.

jimjim: sureeee im like 100% sure ur not dry. I mean COME ON. You just couldnt be! 💀

taco4liferzzz: ok tbh craig is DRY AF LIKE BRO WHERE IS THE SPICE!? THE SEASONING?😭😭

spacemancraig: there is no seasoning on text

taco4liferzzz: you actu took that srsly?? damn ok imagine.

jimjim: STOP LMAO CRAIG WHY

motherdear: Now Now, Let's not start bullying Craig. I'm the Dearst Mother of this well established group. 

coffeelover: IM GETTING POLICE VIBES

taco4liferzzz: police vibezzz yass 😍

spacemancraig: aye 🥱

jimjim: mr 😳

coffeelover: pOlIcE 😉

taco4liferzzz: mAn 😍

spacemancraig: why 😋

jimjim: you 😨

coffeelover: having 😩

taco4liferzzz: tRoUbLe 🥰

spacemancraig: I 😆

jimjim: wanna 👶

coffeelover: shake 😗
 
taco4liferzzz: my 😘

spacemancraig: jIgGaLiT 🤯

jimjim: down 🥴

coffeelover: to😡

taco4liferzzz: the 😵

spacemancraig: fLoOr 🥵

motherdear: STOP YOU GOT ME THINKING OF THOSE STUPID ASS GACHA HEAT WANNABE VIDEOS

jimjim: ya like jazz 😘

spacemancraig: amongus

coffeelover: u 🥵

taco4liferzzz: smell 😵

jimjim: like 😱

spacemancraig: a 😩

coffeelover: bAkA 🤬

taco4liferzzz: erin 👶

jimjim: yeagAR 😍

spacemancraig: SUPER IDOL 🤯🤯

coffeelover: once 🥺

taco4liferzzz: i ☹️

spacemancraig: was 😣

jimjim: 7 😰

motherdear: years 😖

coffeelover: old 😱

taco4liferzzz: my 😩

spacemancraig: moma 🥰

jimjim: told 😗

motherdear: me 😳

coffeelover: go 😡

taco4liferzzz: make 🙃

spacemancraig: yourself 😊

jimjim: some

motherdear: FriEnDs 👹

coffeelover: or 🤠

taco4liferzzz: you'll 😝

spacemancraig: be 😳

jimjim: lOnElY 🤬

motherdear: lebron james 😐

jimjim: CUTTING OPEN SCARY LEBRON JAMES PLUSHIE AT 3 AM!! (IT ALMOST KILLED ME) 🥴🥵😈 ( GONE WRONG!!) 👹

motherdear: Please spare me as I use this word, but Fuck you asshole.

jimjim: We'll see about that.

taco4liferzzz: WILL JIMMY GET ANOTHER FUCK YOU IN THE FACE, OR WILL HE HAVE A COMEBACK? FIND OUT NEXT EPISODE 

spacemancraig: on

coffeelover: TOTAL

taco4liferzzz: DRAMA

spacemancraig: island!!

motherdear: Okay, that shit was good.

taco4liferzzz: gotta watch out for selanewrrr

jimjim: tight as a virgin boy don't get nervous " tighttt"

spacemancraig: jimmy no.

jimjim: jimmy yes!

coffeelover: im here to serve yiu customer service , rightt

spacemancraig: babe...?

coffeelover: i save dick by giving it cpr

jimjim: he save dick by giving it cpr lmao

spacemancraig: w-whos dick??

coffeelover: put my mputh on it like cpr

taco4liferzzz: oooo craig get ur bf he sucking other mens dick👹

jimjim: cocklover??? oops i meant coffeelover sorry

spacemancraig: i get that this is a joke

coffeelover: C-c-c-c-craig its not a joke 😰😰😰😱😱😱😱😩😩😩😩

jimjim: LMAO STOP TWEEK

taco4liferzzz: n-nn-n-n-n-no its true he sucked m-m-m-m-my dick 😊🥰😍😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰😩😩

spacemancraig: this isnt funny anymore

motherdear: Craig? You believe this?

spacemancraig: no but it isnt funny

jimjim: craig dude shut up its so funny like bro

taco4liferzzz: i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-im  gonna get tweek prego 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴😍😍😍😍

coffeelover: OMG y-y-y-y- yesss then l-l-l-l-lets get married

spacemancraig: that stutter though...

jimjim: LMAOOAOAOAOAOAOA IM DONE

spacemancraig: im gonna touch grass gb 🌚

motherdear: Me too. Bye.
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Hey guys!! Sorry if it seems off. I was rushing this. Request are open (and will stay open until I finish this or get bored of sp) And I'm still working on chapter 4 w/ stan's gang. I have nothing else to say else than Thank you for reading. Signing out.

-doyin










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