The South Park chatbox.

5

A/N: Continuing from page 4. This takes place after the sleepover.

Log: erichatesjews is online.
Log: KylenotKahl is online.


erichatesjews: Ew im stuck with the dirty jew

KylenotKahl: Dude. Fuck off.

erichatesjews: NO U

Log: defnotemostan is online.

defnotemostan: Hey

KylenotKahl: Hey sbff!

defnotemostan: :)

Log: kennyithink is online.

kennyithink: hihi

erichatesjews: KINNIH 

KylenotKahl: ...

defnotemostan: ...

kennyithink: ...

erichatesjews: What?

KylenotKahl: How the hell do you mess up "Kenny"?

defnotemostan: He did that on purpose probs.

erichatesjews: SHUT IT YOU GAY IDIOTS

KylenotKahl: Uh. Sure.

defnotemostan: Ok.

kennyithink: IM PAN 😘

KylenotKahl: I'm pretty sure we all knew that.

defnotemostan: Yeah- we did

erichatesjews: Isnt being pan just another way to say ur gay?? 

kennyithink: no

KylenotKahl: No.

defnotemostan: Nah-

erichatesjews: You guys are gay

defnotemostan: I thought we were american?

KylenotKahl: *STAN.EXE has run into an error. Error code: 86540*

kennyithink: lol

erichatesjews: And i thought kenny was dumb. but no, it was stan.

kennyithink: HEY! >;(

defnotemostan: Im not dumb

KylenotKahl: Okay but can we talk about how dumb Kenny is? Like, he isn't innocent, but not smart at all. I"m surprised he can even spell or read. I feel like I remember today at school where we were reading paragraphs, and It was Kenny's turn to read. He was struggling to form a sentence. Maybe you were playing dumb? I honestly can't figure it out.

erichatesjews: Uh there is no way in hell im gonna read all of that ya jew

defnotemostan: I agree with Kyle bc like kenny.. what even was going on in that classroom with you 😭

kennyithink: IM OFFENDED!! 😤

defnotemostan: * Tpose*

KylenotKahl: ... What?

erichatesjews: Kahl u dont know wat a tpose is? Lmao

KylenotKahl: Yeah. What is that?

defnotemostan: Its a old trend

KylenotKahl: Oh.

kennyithink: No bitches?

defnotemostan: No maidens?

erichatesjews: No discord kittens?

KylenotKahl: What??

kennyithink: i got bitches 😘

defnotemostan: ive got a maiden 😆

erichatesjews: i have a discord kitten 😋

KylenotKahl: ... Is this another one of those "trends"?

erichatesjews: Damn, the jew was born is 1873 goddamn 

defnotemostan: yessir

kennyithink: YESSIRR 😍😍

KylenotKahl: I'm not getting it... I am not UNDERSTANDING-

kennyithink: MATERIAL GWORL

defnotemostan: #MATERIALGWORL

KylenotKahl: Uhm..

kennyithink: #creek 😍😍

defnotemostan: #creek 😍😍

erichatesjews: #cancelcreek 👹👹

kennyithink: LMAO THE EMOJSI

defnotemostan: WHY THAT EMOJI

erichatesjews: Bc why ship a twitching nigmare and some kid who flips people off for nothing?

kennyithink: BECAUSE YAOI
 
defnotemostan: 🌈🌈YAOI🌈🌈

erichatesjews: Gae rainbows

kennyithink: gae 😱😱😱

defnotemostan: gAe 🥰🥰🥰

KylenotKahl: I feel like I belong in a different groupchat.

defnotemostan: I'm gonna get drunk brb

Log: defnotemostan is offline.

KylenotKahl: Stan..no.

erichatesjews: Hes def chugging down a bottle of beer no warning

~ 20-30 minutes laters ~

Log: defnotemostan is online

defnotemostan: WASSUP BOTCHES

kennyithink: Hi!

defnotemostan: somebody Kill MEH nOW!

erichatesjews: Gladly will

KylenotKahl: Uhm. Stan you good?

defnotemostan: kYLE MY LOVE 

KylenotKahl: And I'll take that as a no..

defnotemostan: KYkE 😍😍

KylenotKahl: My name is Kyle.

defnotemostan: KULE

defnotemostan: KYLR

defnotemostan: JLYE

KylenotKahl: Take your time.

defnotemostan: JYLE

KylenotKahl: Closer..

defnotemostan: KYLW

defnotemostan: KTLR

defnotemostan: KYLE

KylenotKahl: Yes! Took awhile but you got it.

erichatesjews: KTLR LOL

defnotemostan: ERUC LOBES HEIDI??

kennyithink: i cant read oh noes

KylenotKahl: Yes, Indeed.

erichatesjews: Heidi broke up w/ me so idrc for her

defnotemostan: KULR I lobE YOU YAH

defnotemostan: KUKE CHECK DMS PLASE

defnotemostan: KYLW ARE U SINHLE PLS

KylenotKahl: Why is he going after me??

kennyithink: bc u guys are sbff and soon to be sbf ;)

erichatesjews: Hah, thats gay

defnotemostan: KYKE OPEN UR DOOR

KylenotKahl: ....What?

defnotemostan: I NEED COMFORTIHNG ABT WENFY PLS

KylenotKahl: Okay. I'll let you in.

Log: KylenotKahl is offline.
Log: defnotemostan is offline.

kennyithink: Its just us now

erichatesjews: UGHH im going to ransom butters

kennyithink: TOUCH HIM = U DIE

erichatesjews: Fine fine i'll just steal it without letting him know.

Log: erichatesjews is offline.

kennyithink: CARTMAN WTF NO

kennyithink: IM COMING AFTER U

Log: kennyithink is offline.

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