REQUESTED H,ASOpkosj KYLE AND CARTMAN THIS IS GONNA BE A SHORTTTT ONEEE
cartMAN: jew
cartMAN: Jew i know ur awake
cartMan: JEW
motha-jew: WHAT FATASS
motha-jew: ITS 3 AM STFU
cartMAN: I've come to give you nigthmares
motha-jew: Im going back to sleep.
cartMAN: Who the fuck said you could?
motha-jew: Bitch?
motha-jew: Don't make me come over there and whoop yo ass.
cartMAN: Kahl listen
cartMAN: Im here to give you NIGHTMARES
cartMAN: AND THE POINT IS FOR YOU TO FUCKING STAY AWAKE
motha-jew: You know what? Fuck you.
cartMAN: Fuck you too Kahl.
A/N: ok pretend that uh cartman sent kyle a sPoOkY video. idk just use that imagination of urs
motha-jew: WHAT THE FUCK
A/N: btw he's still going. he is still sending videos <3
motha-jew: HONESTLY GREAT. YOU'VE WOKE ME UP.
motha-jew: WHAT DO YOU WANT??
cartMAN: Die
motha-jew: ...The fuck?
cartMAN: kys
motha-jew: Ok Im so done.
motha-jew: I'll force myself to go the bed.
cartMAN: Why force urself??? are you to scareddddd? is the videos i sent to scaryyyy?
motha-jew: NO
motha-jew: I mean no.
cartMAN: Awee the scardy cat ginger jew is scared
motha-jew: SHUT UP. IM GOING TO BED
cartMAN: NO STAY AWAKE
motha-jew: WHAT THEN
cartMAN: I need u rn
motha-jew: Suck my balls.
cartMAN: No fr, i do
motha-jew: What?
cartMAN: So like I have this awesome plan ok?
motha-jew: Not again..
cartMAN: And it involves you
motha-jew: Get to the point.
cartMAN: Okay so here is my plan: first we go over to pip and bully him, next we try to get him angry.and we know how he is when hes angry. so then i could use him as a weapon to defeat token from taking over the world and making us have to love black people and make obama pres again. and i dont want that. then after we defeat token i take all his money. so then we become rich but not pip. pip can stay poor. Pretty awesome right??
motha-jew: By "we all get rich" you mean that YOU become rich, and you leave me and Pip to be in prison for murder.
cartMAN: UH no where did you get that from???
motha-jew: Mhm fuck off.
cartMAN: No!! you have to help me
motha-jew: So you had to wake me up by playing scary videos??
cartMAN: Yes
motha-jew: Only if Stan is with me.
cartMAN: Sure sure you gay shits
motha-jew: Okay??
cartMAN: Okay meet me at school 6:00
motha-jew: Ugh, fine.
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Hey guys. Im not really motivated much. I'll make a part 2. of what happened but its in chat <333 love you all. Signing out
- doyin
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ספרות חובביםThis is based on how i think most characters would text/type to eachother and the tone thy would have! Enjoy! -doyin 1# In chatbox. Noted: 4/11/22. (April 11, 2022) 7# In style. Noted: 4/21/22. (April 21, 2022)
