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A/N: This is a continuation from page 1. Most likely takes place in the next day.

Log: KylenotKahl is online.
Log: defnotemostan is online.
Log: kennyithink: is online.

KylenotKahl: Hey guys. I'm bored af

defnotemostan: Same.. idrk what to do.

kennyithink: We can talk about how my cock love fucking bitches silly :D

defnotemostan: Fuck no.

kennyithink: oh :(

KylenotKahl: I'm pretty sure you havent had sex yet Kenny.

kennyithink: I've had sex with everyone at one point 

defnotemostan: ..........wha?

KylenotKahl: Even us kenny?

kennyithink: No just 3/4 of the kids in the school + some adults in our own. When I say some i mean lik 10-40 of them i dont remember

defnotemostan: You slutty lil whore kenny...

KylenotKahl: I- wha- 10-40 ADULTS!? 3/4 KIDS?? DUDE..

kennyithink: i've also fucked timmy

defnotemostan: Bitch what. YOU FUCKED A KID IN A WHEELCHAIR

kennyithink: yea and

KylenotKahl: Ok yk what? Lets not talk about this anymore. Lets talk about something else.

defnotemostan: Yeah lets talk about how hard it is to be emo i mean not emo 😣

KylenotKahl: Okay just lets not talk being a stupid ass emo/gothic bitch thinking its gonna fix anything.

defnotemostan: Man fuck you 😠

KylenotKahl: *GASP* oH mY gOd hOw dArE yOu... i-ii-i-im so sad now..... TIME TO TRANSFROM INTO A HYBIRD LEGENDARY UWU PRINCESS MY LITTLE PONY MAGICAL GIRL THE LAST PRINCESS ON EARTH RULER OF THE UWU NICO NICO KNEECAPS 😍🥴🥵🥰😩👹🥺🥺🥺🥺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🍡🍡🍡🍡🏩🏩🏩💒💒💒🎠🎠🎠😍😍😍 * STARTS FLYING* YOU MUST PAY FOR THIS!!!!1!!!1!1!! *HITS STAN WITH ULTRA LEGENDARY UWU MY LITTLEPONY MAGICAL GIRL KAWAII UWU YAOI TWEEKXCRAIG POWER SUPER STRONG NON DOGDEABLE FIRE BALL THAT KILLS HIM* HAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!

defnotemostan: I'm scared... Mom pick me up please...

KylenotKahl: You should be scared.

kennyithink: wait no dont end it now lemme join

kennyithink: *SEES* NONO WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!1!😰😰😰😰😰! NO STAN !!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱*SEES STAN DIE* 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯NOOOO WHYYYY!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 KyLe hOw cOuLd yOu😨.......GrRrRrRr😠😠😤😤..... GRRRRRRR😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬.... I MUST TRASFORM INTO PRINCESS KENNY THE KAWAII JAPANESE PRINCESS!!1!1! 🎠🎠🎠🎠🎠💒💒💒💒🏩🏩🏩🍡🍡🍡🌈🌈🌈🌈🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺☺️😘😘😚😙😊😍🤩🥰😆😄😘☺️😚😋 * PRINCESS KENNY THEME SONG*

KylenotKahl: LMAO OK KENNY

KylenotKahl: *SEES* *GASPS* OMG OH NO!! 😱😱😱😱😱😰😰😰I MUST STOP YOU!!! 👹👹👹👹👹😠😠😠😠🤬🤬🤬🤬 *SUMMONS FREEZEING POWERS 🥶🥶🥶🥶* HAHAHAH I FEEL THE POWER NOW!!1!1!😘😘😘😘😆😆😆😆😆😆 *USING FROZEN POWERS TO STOP KENNY FROM TRANSFORMING*🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶😱😱😱😱🥰🥰🥰 MUHAHAHAAHAHAHAH NOW I MUST FLY AWAY!!!! 😙😙😙😙😙😙😍😍😍😍😍🌈🍡🏩💒🍡🌈🌺🌈🍡💒

Log: erichatesjews is online

erichatesjews: ...... what. the. fuck.

defnotemostan: The same thing i was thinking.

kennyithink: Oh hey eric!!

KylenotKahl: What a surprise, it's the fatass.

erichatesjews: What the fuck is even going on?

kennyithink: Just some rp

erichatesjews: And the JEW joined?

KylenotKahl: Not really. I actually started this mess, and I'm not dissapointed in that.

erichatesjews: LMAO A JEW STARTING A WHOLE UWU CHAIN?? WHAT ARE YOU 5?

KylenotKahl: Why do you have to underline jew? I get I'm Jewish, but it's not something to display. And no. I'm not 5. But your mental age is. Maybe younger idrk.

defnotemostan: Facts.

kennyithink: A+ facts

erichatesjews: KYLE ITS YOURE AND I HATE YOU.

KylenotKahl: Since when? I'm talking about your humor's age, which a possesion of yours. Therefore, I would be using your. If I'm describing, it would be more like " You're fat" , which would mean he same thing as "You are fat". Now, If I said "But you are mental humor's age is." would it make sense? Exactly.

defnotemostan: And this is why he gets straight A's.

kennyithink: Smart.

KylenotKahl: That's not me being smart, that's common sense. Which it seems Eric doesn't have any of it.

erichatesjews: your youre whatever they are the same.

KylenotKahl: Hold on. It seems you misunderstood fatass. Lemme copy and paste the msg.

KylenotKahl: Im talking about your humor's age, which a possesion of yours. Therefore, I would be using your. If I'm describing, it would be more like " You're fat" , which would mean he same thing as "You are fat". Now, If I said "But you are mental humor's age is." would it make sense? Exactly.

erichatesjews: Never asked nor dont care + ratioed

KylenotKahl: You fucking fat fuck.

defnotemostan: LMAO Cartman cant take the fact hes wrong lmaoooaoaao

kennyithink: 😘📸

Log: erichatesjews is offline.

KylenotKahl: HELPNO

defnotemostan: FUCKING RAGE QUITTED IM DONE

kennyithink: HELP IM CHOKING

KylenotKahl: I CANT BE CACKLING LIKE THIS MY MOM WILL SCREAM AT ME

defnotemostan: OK OK IM CALMER NOW

kennyithink: Rage quits are the funniest istg / srs

defnotemostan: DEFFF

kennyithink: NOTTT 😘😘😘

KylenotKahl: EMOOO 😱😱😱😨😨👹👹

kennyithink: STANNN🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

defnotemostan: Why the rainbows

KylenotKahl: RainbowDash 🌈🌈🌈🌈😘😘

defnotemostan: I-is this an insult?

kennyithink: Is being gay an insult?

KylenotKahl: Kenny, didn't you fail reading and spelling and english?

defnotemostan: HEY i was the one asking first

kennyithink: and i asked second. 2 is more than 1

KylenotKahl: Heh.....I asked 3rd.  3 is more than 2.

kennyithink: *GASP*

defnotemostan: OMG HES RIGHT

kennyithink: Guys i have to go :(

defnotemostan: WHAT!? WHY

kennyithink: bc i have to go fuck some more kids to finish my record

defnotemostan: ...... honestly just go. LEAVE

kennyithink: I'll take my way out :) Byeee

KylenotKahl: Bye Kenny.

Log: kennyithink is offline.

KylenoKahl: Anyways, what now?

defnotemostan: Uhhh idk

KylenotKahl: Wait, do you wanna come over? My dad said you could.

defnotemostan: Uh lemme ask my parents

defnotemostan: They said i can go 😆

KylenotKahl: Great! Sleepover?

defnotemostan: Yesss

KylenotKahl: Okay. Make sure you bring your own blanket and you take to floor or sofa. Bring a tooth brush too!! Because I ain't sharing. 😙

defnotemostan: Sure sure whatever

KylenotKahl: See you then.

defnotemostan: Cya

Log: KylenotKahl is offline.
Log: defnotemostan is offline.

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Hey guys. So 1: THE REASON WHY I HAVENT UPLOADED IS BC OF SCHOOL AND TESTING. 2: I'm inactive maybe?? Also tysm for 50 reads!! Please share this w/ ur friends and vote so more people can see this book! Also, pm if you wanna do r4r or c4c. Thank you again!! Signing out


-doyin

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