-ZOE'S PHONE-
THE THINGS
@pansparkinson
THING TWO 🤍
ZOE
GUESS WHAT
THING ONE 💚
um
you finally realised that you're in love with Theo?
THING TWO 🤍
bitch
i do not love nott
I'm not even slightly attracted to him
THING ONE 💚
tell that to drunk Pans
who could only talk about how amazing he and his ass is
THING TWO 🤍
fuck off
anyway
DRACO ASKED OUT GRANGER
THING ONE 💚
NO WAY
SERIOUSLY?
THING TWO 🤍
YES
I WATCHED IT HAPPEN
IT WAS SO SWEET OMG
THING ONE 💚
I TAKE IT SHE SAID YES???
THING TWO 🤍
DUH
they're going out on Friday night
THING ONE 💚
are u thinking what I'm thinking?
THING TWO 🤍
babes I already bought the sunglasses
THING ONE 💚
YES OK
PERFECT
seen! 23:59
FERRET
@D.malfoy
BITCH WHO STEALS MY SHIT
holy shit D
I'm proud of you
FERRET
did pans tell you already?
damn
BITCH WHO STEALS MY SHIT
you've been obsessed with her for AGES
it was getting concerning tbh
FERRET
i was not obsessed with her
BITCH WHO STEALS MY SHIT
yes u were bro
'Hey GrAnGeR, wAnT hElP wItH yOuR hOmEwOrk?'
FERRET
BRO
i was literally drunk and high
gimme a break ffs
BITCH WHO STEALS MY SHIT
drunk on looooove
FERRET
No, vodka
U literally made them
BITCH WHO STEALS MY SHIT
I do make good drinks tbh
Oo I could go for one of those rn
FERRET
it's nearly 1 am-
BITCH WHO STEALS MY SHIT
and?
Awhhh are you looking to get to sleep so you can have dreams of granger????
FERRET
you know what
I'm going to sleep to avoid u
BITCH WHO STEALS MY SHIT
pff
like i won't just come to ur dorm
FERRET
ZOE IM GOING TO SLEEP
STOP
BITCH WHO STEALS MY SHIT
alright alright chill
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have sweet but pg dreams of granger xxxxx
seen! 00:45
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