-ZOE'S PHONE-
THE THINGS
@pansparkinson, @zoelupin
THING ONE 💚
Pans
THING TWO 🤍
OMG ZOE YOULL NEVER FUCKING GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPED
Draco walked into a sofa
i should say run actually, like full pelt
did this like flip thing
Landed on his face
BROKE his NOSE
THING ONE 💚
PAAHAHAHAHAH NO WAY
NO FUCKING WAY
THING TWO 🤍
IKR
OPEN ME
THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE
THING ONE 💚
goddamn man
THING TWO 🤍
anyway what did u want
THING ONE 💚
R u on ur period rn?
THING TWO 🤍
Yeah? Aren't u?
THING ONE 💚
No
THING TWO 🤍
Shit
Maybe it's just stress?
THING ONE 💚
I hope so
god this is awful
THING TWO 🤍
u did use a condom right?
THING ONE 💚
Obviously
And the spell afterward
THING TWO 🤍
Then u should be good Z
It's just stress
I bet
seen! 12:28
- THE NEXT DAY-
THE THINGS
@pansparkinson, @zoelupin
THING TWO 🤍
I had a dream about u having a kid
THING ONE 💚
FUCK OFFFF
THING TWO 🤍
it was so cute tho
lil bb Zoe
THING ONE 💚
Do not manifest that shit
THING TWO 🤍
👶
🍼
THING ONE 💚
PANSY
THING TWO 🤍
hehe
seen! 07:45
-THREE DAYS LATER-
THE THINGS
@pansparkinson, @zoelupin
THING ONE 💚
Pansy
PANS
PANS
SAUCEPAN
THING TWO 🤍
I told u not to call me that
THING ONE 💚
NO BB
THING TWO 🤍
Oh thank gods
I can stop praying
Though that baby would be cute
THING ONE 💚
No.
THING TWO 🤍
Bitch pls, u know it would be cute
THING ONE 💚
....
No.
THING TWO 🤍
Mhmh
Don't believe you
THING ONE 💚
Stfu
THING TWO 🤍
👶
seen! 01:31
CZYTASZ
Acoustics - F. WEASLEY TEXT AU
FanfictionIf: - Hogwarts had phones and insanely good wifi - Remus & Sirius had a daughter in the year above Harry - Fred, Lee, George and said daughter were in a chaotic band this is what would happen. FRED WEASLEY X OC TEXTING AU *loosely based on my dr* (i...
