Acoustics - F. WEASLEY TEXT AU

11/2

-ZOE'S PHONE-

THE BAND

@fred.w, @georgew, @LEE.J

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BASS BITCH 🐟
Well duh
Gay
Bi
Slightly homicidal
And well
Whatever Fred is

I pLaY gUiTaR 🎸
wtf

LIL DRUMMER BOY 🥁
A LIL BITCH
and
simp for zoe

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Woah
wait does that make me the homicidal one?

BASS BITCH 🐟
yes
u threatened to kill George because he stole ur slice of pizza

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IT WAS THE ONLY ONE WITHOUT THE PEPPERS ON IT
FULLY JUSTIFIABLE
I H A T E PEPPERS

I pLaY gUiTaR 🎸
i mean
she has a point

BASS BITCH 🐟
ffs fred
stop always sticking up for z

I pLaY gUiTaR 🎸
IM NOT
SHES JUST MAKING A GOOD POINT

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i always made good points
A L W A Y S

BASS BITCH 🐟
um

LIL DRUMMER BOY 🥁
u thought that spiders had 10 legs
then tried to convince us that they had 10 legs

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bro
hit where it hurts damn

I pLaY gUiTaR 🎸
PAJJHFALI I FORGOT ABOUT THATTT

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stfu

LIL DRUMMER BOY 🥁
how did you think they had ten legs for SOOOO long

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someone at school told me they did
so i believed them

LIL DRUMMER BOY 🥁
awh Zoe
bless ur heart

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do octopuses have 8 legs?

BASS BITCH 🐟
yes

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ok good

BASS BITCH 🐟
mostly crustations have 10 legs

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thats like crab n shit right?
shrimps
lobster

LIL DRUMMER BOY 🥁
YUM

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ok but
do u not think crabs are creepy af

LIL DRUMMER BOY 🥁
yes
but they taste good

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sure George-

BASS BITCH 🐟
MR CRABS

I pLaY gUiTaR 🎸
SPONGEBOB
remember when we watched that when we were all high af

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oh
my
actual
god

I pLaY gUiTaR 🎸
KAFAOLF

LIL DRUMMER BOY 🥁
holy shit I forgot all about that

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👀
want me to get some from hazza?

LIL DRUMMER BOY 🥁
BET

I pLaY gUiTaR 🎸
YES

BASS BITCH 🐟
OMG DOWN

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brb xxx
seen! 14:10

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ok
he's being a dick
but I managed to wangle it

BASS BITCH 🐟
ICON

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ik
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seen! 14:29