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-ZOE'S PHONE-


THE THINGS
@pansparkinson, @zoelupin


THING ONE 💚
PANSY
do you happen to have red hair dye

THING TWO 🤍
yes
uh oh
not again


THING ONE 💚
babes I'm not doing good xxx
AND I just remembered i haven't eaten today

THING TWO 🤍
dude its 7pm
how the fuck


THING ONE 💚
CAN I GO GET THE RED HAIR DYE

THING TWO 🤍
yes
be careful
don't break ur hair


THING ONE 💚
dude
im practically a hairdresser atp


THING TWO 🤍
me too tbf
hair dye is coping mechanism

THING ONE 💚
AGREE.
what the fuck is wrong with us


THING TWO 🤍
a lot
but at least were hot

THING ONE 💚
TRUE
ok bye imma go dye my hair


THING TWO 🤍
AND EAT SOMETHING ZOE


THING ONE 💚
yuh yuh ofc
seen! 19:42

THE BAND

@fred.w, @georgew, @LEE.J

I pLaY gUiTaR 🎸
Anyone wanna go get food?

BASS BITCH 🐟
Down

LIL DRUMMER BOY 🥁
Yes

BUDGET BEYONCE 🎤
Omg are u in my brain rn?
I literally was about to ask
Haven't eaten today ✋


LIL DRUMMER BOY 🥁
ZOE
FFS

BASS BITCH 🐟
ZOE!!!
Meet outside the tower in ten?

BUDGET BEYONCE 🎤
Make it 15

BASS BITCH 🐟
Oo busy are we?

BUDGET BEYONCE 🎤
I'm dying my hair
It has 5 mins left to process

BASS BITCH 🐟
omg what colour

BUDGET BEYONCE 🎤
red

BASS BITCH 🐟
HOT

BUDGET BEYONCE 🎤
RIGHT

I pLaY gUiTaR 🎸
UR JOKING
U SAID YOU'D LET ME HELP NEXT TIME


BUDGET BEYONCE 🎤
SHIT
SORRY I FORGOT

I pLaY gUiTaR 🎸
#br3ken

BUDGET BEYONCE 🎤
NEVER do that again
That's such an ick omg


I pLaY gUiTaR 🎸
Or what 👀

BUDGET BEYONCE 🎤
I'll Avada kadarva ur ass then revive you so I can do it again

BASS BITCH 🐟
KInKy


LIL DRUMMER BOY 🥁
How the fuck-

BUDGET BEYONCE 🎤
I actually give up with the lot of you

BASS BITCH 🐟
LOVE YOU ZOE

LIL DRUMMER BOY 🥁
XXXXXXXXXX LOVE YOUUUUUU
seen! 20:02

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