A/N: I'm going to start updating daily if I can, one of these will be thrown in there if I can't finish the request in time
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y/n: What’s your favorite color?
niragi: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.
y/n: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?
Niragi: My favorite color is blue.
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*at queen of hearts*
y/n: Alright, mission two is surviving the Game.
arisu: Wait, what was mission one?
y/n: fucking getting here, arisu.
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y/n: Okay, help me please!
niragi: Got two words for you.
y/n: I bet they won't be helpful.
niragi: Your problem.
y/n: I was right
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y/n: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
last boss: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
y/n: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
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y/n: While I’m gone, niragi, you’re in charge.
niragi: Yes!!!
y/n, whispering: chishiya, you’re secretly in charge.
chishiya: Obviously.
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urumi: They stole from me first!
y/n: Mhm.
urumi: Stole my heart...
chishiya: It is still illegal to commit murder.
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y/n, texting kuina: kuina! Help I’m being kidnapped
kuina: Where are you?
y/n: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
kuina: I’ll call chishiya.
chishiya, answering their cell: Y’ello?
kuina: Where’s y/n? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
chishiya: y/n? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
chishiya:
chishiya: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
chishiya: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
y/n: WHO ARE YOU?!
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*The group is getting into the car*
y/n: I’m driving.
niragi, out of view: Shotgun!
tatta, turning to face niragi: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except niragi: WOAH-
niragi, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*
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y/n: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
banda: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
y/n: Yes!
yaba: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
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y/n, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
shitara, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
uta: what the fuck are you guys doing?
y/n: playing systemic oppression
(if you don't recognize their names, they're from kyumas band)
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arisu: akane, can I talk to you for a second?
akane: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and y/n are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
arisu: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.
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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
kuina: Shit.
y/n: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
usagi: OH MY GOD TATTA FELL OFF!!!
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enji: How did none of you hear what I just said?
urumi: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
y/n: I got distracted about halfway through.
chishiya: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
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*niragi doing something bad*
y/n: niragi, how long in the air fryer?
niragi: *sighs* 20 minutes at 400 is how long it takes to cook a niragi in the air fryer
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*at the grocery store*
y/n: do you think 5 packets is enough for everyone?
urumi: if there's not enough then let's just eliminate people
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y/n: What’s something you guys are better than chishiya at?
arisu : Mario Kart.
niragi: Yeah, video games.
kuina: Emotional vulnerability.
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y/n: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
chishiya: Several traffic violations.
arisu: Three counts of resisting arrest.
usagi: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
tatta: Also, that’s not our car.
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arisu: Are we really going to let kyuma keep y/n?
usagi: We kept chishiya
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y/n: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
chishiya: ... Your what?
y/n: My friends.
arisu : Are they saying “friends”?
usagi: I think they're being sarcastic.
kuina: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, y/n! All of your friends are in this room.
y/n: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.
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niragi: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
chishiya: Nope, absolutely not.
arisu: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
usagi: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
y/n: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
kuina: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
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aguni: Just be yourself.
niragi: 'Be myself'? aguni, I have one day to win y/n over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
kuina: Couple weeks.
ann: Six months.
usagi: Jury’s still out.
niragi: See, aguni?
niragi: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
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ann: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.
last boss: Weak. I sleep with a sword under mine.
y/n: You're both losing this game.
last boss: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
y/n: niragi.
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chishiya: if kuina tried to jump off a cliff-
y/n: I'm gonna stop you there. I'm the one who tries to jump off a cliff, kuina is the one who desperately tries to stop me
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chishiya: if y/n tried to jump off a cliff-
kuina: AGAIN?!?
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akane: how do I get y/n to like me?
aguni: try to be mysterious, people tend to like that
*later that day*
y/n: where are we going?
akane: none of your fucking business
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