BAU gc - criminal minds -

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BAU HOTTIES 😜😜😜

12:10 a.m.

derek:

3:25 a.m.

derek:

y/n: what was the reason for the first one😟😟

Derek: it was the truth shawty

derek: y r u up

y/n: bc i woke up duh🙄

derek: nah u r lying y r u up

y/n: i fell asleep on my balcony waiting for my pizza

derek: lie

y/n: i literally am not lying tf.

jj: STFU

y/n: yes ma'am 😙😙😙😙😙😙

derek: sorry jj i have to finish this rn so no

derek: what were u doing? did u drink and take home some random guy

y/n: LITERALLY NO

y/n: i simply fell asleep on my balcony

7:39 a.m.

y/n: serial killers r weird like y do u kill? 😰

derek: is that what u were doing last night?

y/n: I WAS LITERALLY SITTING ON MY BALCONY WAITING FOR MY PIZZA TO SHOW UP AND FELL ASLEEP CALM UR TITS

derek: i don't have tits thank u very much😒😒🙄🙄😅

y/n: i can see them thru ur shirt literally stop lying.

emily; she got u there bud

y/n: finally i women w sense

hotch: she just agreed with you?

y/n : a women w sense.

emily: yeah aaron

derek: Y DO U CALL HIM AARON????

y/n: IVE BEEN WONDERING THAT FOREVER BRO LIKE????

y/n; DEREK DO U THINK THEY'VE FUCKED

derek: OH 100% NO ONE CALLS HIM AARON BESIDES ROSSI

rossi: i don't fuck men

derek: i wasn't getting at that pasta man.

jj: greatly appreciated if you stop blowing my phone up.

emily: same i'm trying to actually work!

hotch: that's a first 😇

y/n: i don't want to do my work tho

y/n: if anyone does my work i'll give u 15 dollars

reid: i'll do it! but u don't have to give me money:)

y/n: i have a lot of candy in my drawer come and get it whenever u like pretty boy!

reid: ooo thank you!!

garcia: can i have some y/n :0

y/n: ofc penny u and spence don't have to ask :))

y/n: but everyone else does 😡

emily: r u guys having a threesome

y/n: no everyone else is mean here.

derek: baby girl r u having a threesome with out me

garcia: absolutely not. i am pan but i would never date someone on our team. sorry y/n ily tho 🥰🥰

y/n: real shit penny ily2 😘

derek: mhm sure

rossi: why is there glitter all over my chair?

emily: what color is it?

y/n: blue fs

jj: i'm saying purple

rossi: y/n did you put this in my chair?

y/n: i've been sitting at my desk the whole time y r u blaming me? it's bc i'm a women huh?

hotch: whoever did that it wasn't funny

derek: bossman close ur blinds

jj:we can see u laughing

emily: it's bc u r a women y/n i bet it was derek😚

derek: i should've put it in y/n and reid's seat for making my gf break up w me

reid: it's not our fault they were trying to jump us.

y/n: very true^

y/n: plus if u wouldn't have that bald ass shiny ass head she wouldn't have broke up w you.

emily: mmm i like hating on derek let's do this more.