BAU gc - criminal minds -

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BAU HOTTIES🥵🥵🥵

y/n: i remember this one time some said "fuck that lengthy fbi agent" and i said "ha i already did" out loud by accident and everyone in the station looked at me weird.

emily: when was this?????

y/n: literally last case

derek:AINT NO WAY BRO💀

derek: i really thought everyone js hated you cuz you told that guy no

y/n: HE LITERALLY ASKED ME OUT?

spencer: uhm who?

y/n; the last case we were at a officer kept trying to flirt with me and i kept telling him i had a bf but he wouldn't listen then he asked me out and i very loudly said no i have a bf and he gave me a dirty look and rolled his eyes

y/n: y do y'all think i never worked w him or got close to him

hotch; oh is that why you kept asking to always be with emily or reid unless they got paired with big nose?

derek: BIG NOSE??

y/n: HELPP 😭😭

emily: i never have heard him talk about anyone like that😮

spencer: that guy should be insulted

y/n: ^ i agree

emily: awh reid is jealous

spencer; am not

emily: you literally are stfu

derek: yah no pretty boy is jealous

emily: i'd be jealous if someone was trying to get w my gf too so it's okay reid

derek: u have a gf🤨🤨

emily: bitch no i have a bf i used gf for the sake of our conversation

hotch: yeah she's happily w me 🙄

y/n: screaming

emily: what why

y/n: bc i 🫶 jealous spencer

emily: OH 😟

y/n: NOT LIKE THAT.

derek: emily has to make everything sexual 😕

y/n: okay mr "i like to be called daddy"

derek: WHO TOLD YOU THAT???????

y/n: a little blue birdie that came to my window 😇😇😇

emily: WHAT... WHY DID I HEAR AB THIS WE LIVE IN THE SAME APARTMENT????????

Y/n: :)

derek: nah bro who tf told u that

derek: whoever told u that i'm actually going to murder them.

derek: Y/N WHO TOLD YOU???

derek: HELLO???????

emily: she's not going to answer u now

y/n: someone tell spencer that he needs to go to hooters w me

spencer: i'm not looking at other women's boobs

y/n: you don't have to look baby

derek: then why would you even go to hooters if your not going to look?

y/n: bc i want wings and it's closer than wing stop😕

y/n: i don't want to make spencer drive so far

spencer: i'd rather go to wing stop than hooters honey

derek: HOOTERS‼️‼️‼️‼️

derek: actually omw to hooters rn i wanna see some titties

garcia: stop spence and y/n are the cutest

jj: they are i wish me n will were like that

garcia: also chocolate thunder ur a perv if u go to hooters

derek: suddenly turning the car around and going to mcdonald's