BAU HOTTIES🥵🥵🥵
y/n: never let spencer convince you to go in early so you could get a head start on work.
spencer: I AM SO SORRY I USUALLY DON'T SEE THOSE TYPES OF THINGS
y/n: no no it's okay im a little stunned tho.
emily: honestly same.
y/n: ...
emily: 😀
spencer: :|
derek: wait what happened?
emily: NOTHING.
y/n: you don't need to know derek🙄
hotch: yeah derek🙄
derek: oh god...i think i know...
hotch: no you don't now get to work and do your work
derek: sir yes sir 🧑🏾💻
y/n: they need to specially make bald emojis 4 u cuz yk damn well you don't got hair.
garcia: wait what did you and reid see y/n🤔
emily: nothing they saw nothing.
y/n: nothing.
hotch: hey remember what we saw too🥰
emily: oh yeah...
spencer: ...
y/n: spencer do not tell anyone..
derek; SO MYCH US GOING ON TF?
derek: also i'm stuck in traffic hotch
jj: woah what is going on?
jj: just walked into the bullpen and y/n looks stressed.
emily; yeah u good?
y/n: no🥰
y/n: my mom is on a plane over here
y/n: i'm scared
emily: why
y/n: she said she was going to disown me🥳
derek: if i was ur mom i'd disown you too.
y/n: stfu whore
rossi: how to leave a group chat on messages
jj: this isn't google old man😀
derek: 💀
garcia: uhm so i did some digging bc i was one bored two i was VERY curious on what y/n and reid saw and like...
emily: oh lord y/n js fucking tell them atp🙄
hotch: ONLY IF WE GET TO SAY WHAT WE SAW
y/n: omfg fine.
emily: YEAS😈
y/n: me and spence saw hotchner and emily making out when we walked into the bullpen😵
emily: me and aaron saw reid n y/n holding hands😈😈😈😈😈
derek: WOAH
jj: when are both the weddings fr
rossi; congrats all of y'all
y/n: who said we were dating tho
emily: ^
hotch: ^
spencer:^
derek: nah you guys r definitely dating
hotch: are we though😺
emily: i mean me n u r idk ab y/n and reid😽😽😽
y/n: 🥰😫🥰
spencer: she means we are talking
hotch: you guys can't let strauss know okay?
y/n: yes sir😾
emily: spencer literally said you guys were talking
y/n: i'm delusional 😽
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BAU gc - criminal minds -
Fanfictionhow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!
