BAU HOTTIES😜😜😜
y/n: why is spencer upset?
garcia: oh no boy wonder:(( what happened?
emily: who do me derek and y/n need to beat up tdy🥰
derek: ^
spencer: nothing happened guys
y/n: no spence smth happened what was it??
jj: don't be afraid to tell us..
spencer: okay well this man was walking into the parking garage as i was walking in ,and i was carrying coffee and donuts for everyone he gave me a dirty look then said 'your a skinny man who doesn't need that" then proceeded to knock both of them out of my hands.
garcia: and i have the footage.
garcia: his name is sebastian campbell he's 35 and works two floors below us. here is his picture {image of sebastian}
derek: let's go ladies.
hotch: please don't get caught you guys could get fired for this.
y/n: garcia ur deleting this footage.
garcia: yes i am.
reid: guys y'all don't have to beat him up over coffee and donuts:(
y/n: no one messes w our team especially u spence
derek: fr like don't mess w our team
emily: don't mess w our team or u will get messed up.
y/n: PERIOD.
jj: omw down to record don't start yet😇
emily: Y/N JUST MANHANDLED THIS MAN WTF I AM NEVER EVER GONNA FIGHT Y/N
emily: DEREK JUST JOINED THEY R BEATING HIS ASS BRB
garcia: IM WATCHING ON THE CAMERAS AND HOLY JUESUS CHRIST.
hotch: coming to your office right now.
jj: on our way back up someone please get some ice water then ice in a bag. i need three of each please. oh and advil.
reid: got it!
rossi: i got the advil.
garcia: the footage is deleted
garcia: he tried so hard but couldn't
y/n: thanks to whoever made me water i desperately needed it.
derek: my eye hurts
emily:HE FUCKING BIT MY ARM.
jj: you might wanna go get checked out for rabies babes.
y/n: i agree. after i manhandled his ass i think i saw a little bit of white foam coming out of his mouth.
emily: maybe cuz derek tried to choke him!?
y/n: oh yeah.
derek: NO ONE MESSES WITH OUR TEAM. EVER. 👿👹
jj: oh no , i don't think no ever will.
y/n: y'all think he's gonna tell on us?
emily: i don't think anyone is brave enough especially not him.
hotch: i can easily get him fired.
garcia: i'll put something in his file :3
derek: BOOBS? 😈😈😈😈😵😵😽😽😽🙌🙌🙌👐👐😯😯🫣🫣🤗🤭🤭🤩🤩🥳🥳🥳🤪🤪🤪😜😜😜😝😝😝😝😍😍😍🥰🥰😘😘😘😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇
y/n: derek what😖
garcia: that is a face dummy D :P
derek: oh.
jj: someone tell y/n to keep the ice pack on her face.
hotch: wait what happened to her face?
jj: she got hit the first round:(
spencer: y/n please keep it on ur face:(
derek: hey i got hit multiple times.
y/n: BRO SOMEONE HIT HIS BALD HEAD😭😭😭
emily: I HEARD IT
emily: IT WAS SO FUCKJNG FUNNY
derek: hahahahahahahahahahaha
derek: so fucking funny😐
emily: I CAN SEE HOTCH LAUGHING HELP
emily: wait maybe he's crying
emily: nvm he's laughing
emily: wait
emily: he's crying
emily: hotch r u okay?
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BAU gc - criminal minds -
Fanfictionhow i think the BAU would text (including u)(s7 characters) - y/n x spencer -she/her pronouns -will n jj r tg in this -hotch x emily -derek x penelope -ASHLEY SEAVER AND KEVIN WILL BE HATED ON IN THIS!!!!
